Then he flicked his middle finger at the devil, then went back up to heaven.
And another thing. Jesus wasn't religeous. He was simply a human being who was searching for answers. I'm betting when he was noticed by the media, all the local religeons were like "Oh yeah he's one of us", and jesus would be like "Fucking leave me alone, I'm trying to think here".
Christianity just came from a bunch of geezers who thought they understood the message enough to set out the principles in stone. Fuck that. Principles are universal, were around before any religeon, and you don't need any preachers to tell you what they are.
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