We worship Doornobs. They are my explantion of a higher being. They are aren't they? I mean you can't get into a room without using on. Those they are the great enlitener. More to be explained in my great holy text, to be written soon, by my doornob of course, the holy of holy doornobs. It is to my cult what the rock at Mecca is to Muslims.
And yet there is a bruttle afterlife, for the bad. For the doorhandle is the root of all evil. Users of such are doomed to an enterity of magnesium/potassium metals being poured on them, then a drench of water will cover there unholy souls. And those they burn to death.
Yet paradie is yet a step away:
The rules are simple:
1.Follow the law
2. No doorhandles(or you'll go strait to the evil place)
3. Don't be overly stupid
Simple!
Now just worship doornobs with peace offering, shinnings, and proper burial, when they get to old(they break). Remeber the holy text is on its way!
The name will be either Wogism, or Doornobism.
[This message has been edited by bpr14 (edited 09-18-2004).]
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