So, today these young Samaritans come to our class in order to publicise how "wrong" premature sex is and how we should keep it on holding hands untill we are "mature enough". They said "mature enough" as if it meant 40.That not being enough, they started talking about how "wrong" science was and that we have been wasting our lives with biology and physics when God alone holds the answer to all questions.
Here are some of the not-so-religious responses to such statements :
1. If God had wanted us to have sex after we are 21, he wouldn't had given us erections and menstrual cicluses when we were 12.
2. If God were righteous and unmistakeable, then no one would turn evil or die.
3. If God were righteous and unmistakeable, then what the hell were Bill Clinton and Madlen Olbreight (kiss me, grammar whores!)
4. If God didn't invent science, then we sure as hell got worked up for nothing about those chemical bomb threats
5. If God didn't want us to learn physics, then we made a biiiiiiig boo-boo with going to the moon and consolating around cold fusion
6. If God was to forgive everyone for their crimes, we wouldn't be condemned to hell.
So, the next time someone starts comparing religion and science in God's favour, arrange a meeting with that retart and the latter. Whatever God is, if he IS, he sure as hell doesn't mind people doing wrong things in his name, so don't praise the Lordwith the Good Book. Praise him as you find fit and deserving. Instead of reciting "Hail Marry" do a research, at least the reasearch will prove to be good for something while you are still alive.
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