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Old 2005-04-18, 09:58
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what in the bible says you aren't supposed to have premarital sex? i honestly don't know. see the situation is there is this uber hot girl at my brothers church and i was wondering what could be done on my part to find a someway to get in a "specific" situation, actually there are about five or six girls there that keep giving me pew wood that i kept having to hold back. i know i've seen the tactic where the man acts like he thinks he's gay and the girl will instantly fix him but i think now that people are too smart for that one, i am extremely atractive and have no problem getting girls attention but it seems to me that some of these almost had some sort of exotic quality or power or something. if you haven't noticed i'm kinda buzzed right now and hot girls are floating through my head pretty much most of the day but i don't know what's happening here. maybe one of those long talks with one of them explaining the benefits of having sex with me would work. i'll tell her that jesus has to forgive her and stuff, he can't hate her for something like that.. need sex now
 


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