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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2006-03-03, 17:46
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Why the fuck would god sit on his ass for a couple of billion years and I'm pretty sure rocks wouldn't worship him. And who pays god? Do people pay god for watching over them once they go to heaven? What with?

god might be sitting around on his ass for any number of reasons. he could be high. or he could be sleeping. i personally like to do both and according to the Bible, i am made in his image.

god may not exist either. i personally believe that it is highly likely that he will exist some day. Evolution is a very real thing around here to me and so it seems very logical that it will continue to progress and that he will be one product of it all.

and actually. i totally love to sit around with rocks.<true

re the pay. i have a few thoughts, none of them completely conclusive except to image the scene of god and we being part of a dynamic evolving relationship.

he can create and yet, so can we

it may possibly be like the entwining and blooming actions portrayed in the AMA logo with the snakes. two entities surging or climbing in tandem, first one breaking new territory and then the other.

currency is an evolving thing too but i believe our exchanges would cover the entire realm of possibilities.

Why the fuck would anyone want to be a god? You would be busy as fuck, the majority of people wouldn't like you and would blow the people who follow you up. Can someone please explain?

i would like to be a god for a number of reasons although there is a possibility it would ruin some parts of my life. for me, the definition of god includes the ability to do anything and so iw ould be able to make time for everything i wanted in my life. even if i couldn't, there are other reasons that being god would be good i think.

1. you could fix whatever was wrong (and i hate it when shit is wrong)

2. shopping for people is fun

3. shopping for yourself is okay too

4. everybody would remember my name?

i don't know how to like people that i don't like but being okay to them is usually do-able and most of it works out after that (excluding the possi-impossibles)- uh, i guess i don't have a great answer to this part yet and would need to revert to the hope that god would/does have the ability to give all things.

i don't have an answer to the part where what do you do if the only thing that will satisfy another is to hurt a living person

other than that, i think the liking part could be worked out

peace and love

and god dammit stop closing other people's threads lost cause

cause he's watching?

or be cause our causes aren't lost and you have no right?

or just be cause it's right..

[This message has been edited by Cakes (edited 03-03-2006).]
 


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