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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-03-30, 22:43
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hey guys.wasnt shure weather this was suposed to go in my god can beat the shit out of your god or hear but i chose hear because it will have a good mix of skeptics and belivers and i guess it can be moved if it needs to be.any way i have an idiot freind(a really nice guy but dumb)who is all ways trying to convince me "the sighns are everywere"and of corse im the skeptic.i dont have time to list all of his little sighns right now(or to check spelling lol)i will list more later

my freind says that the escalting problem between iran and izrial was mentioned in the bible but come on they have never liked each other and werent they suposed to fight in a ceritin place because they wont now adays because iran will just nuke them.

also he resently said that the eqlips that just happend over the middel east was mentioned but i mean come on it was an expected thing everyone new about that happens all the time anyway (in the lifetime of a planet)its not this magical thing and besides didnt the bible say the sun was suposed to all of a suden SET?Revolations was clearly wrightion at a time when people beleved the earth was flat and just because it was night there didnt mean it woulndnt be daylight elswere.



well thats all from me for now but ill be back to check on this topic after work.i just wanted to hear from both sides of the fence on this subject.make good arugemts guys
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Old 2006-03-30, 22:47
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Sorry but this does seem to be more of a biblical thread. Sending it to My God.

[This message has been edited by Nemisis (edited 03-30-2006).]
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Old 2006-03-31, 01:31
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the bible contains no facts.

if you bible thumpers don't make it into a self-fulfilling prophecy of doom, the human race will carry on for millions of years if we take care of this planet.
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Old 2006-03-31, 01:33
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Bad grammar overload, error error
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Old 2006-03-31, 02:25
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Almost as usual, I have a seemingly unrelated and slightly long story that relates directly to this.

I know this christian dumbass. Not that christians are dumbasses, but this kid really really is. Great guy, just not very intelligent and pretty immature. Anyway, he gets off on telling stupid lies to me all the time and then carrying on and on with them even when I obviously don't believe him.

To get him back, I look up this website that explains the biblical prophecies signaling the end of the world. I tell him about it, he believes whole heartedly, and I'm just about to tell him I'm joking when he says something like "Wow, I'm going to live my life differently now," and so I can't bring myself to tell him then.

He goes home, and tells his whole family. Now he has this sister who's pretty intelligent, and at least much more so than he is, and she generally knows what she's talking about. He went on aol and started talking to me. I decided to piss him off by not giving up, like he usually does to me, and going on and on. Eventually his sister sends me a message.

You see, the website was KJV, a mormon bible. She went on about how it was all wrong and how they just went in and changed stuff in our bible.

The funny thing was, she started tearing apart her own bible- most of the passages were exactly the same. She then went on to say that the prophecies about advanced weaponry and so on are logical, and they could've figured it out.

In other words, she negated her own faith claiming it wasn't divine, and it was just some guys making educated guesses and logical conclusions about the future in order to make it look good.

To me at least, it was very entertaining how she thought that was true of a slightly different version of the bible, but not true of hers.

It just goes to show the holy ultimatum truth they view their religion, beliefs, and bible in versus all other religions. Self righteousness can be very irking sometimes.

In case you didn't know, the end of the world has been predicted more times then the number of reasons Bush gave for going to Iraq.
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Old 2006-03-31, 07:01
BC_awsome_man BC_awsome_man is offline
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quote:Originally posted by IanBoyd3:

In case you didn't know, the end of the world has been predicted more times then the number of reasons Bush gave for going to Iraq.
lol best thing said so far.



You know one thing i should probly point out is that revalations was writtion by a really fucking old guy who claimed he wandered into the dersert and met the gost of jesus who showed him all this stuff.Ok first of all ,dude was old and the heat probly got to him and being religious he had a jesus halucination .Then he gose home and tells every one and because he was so well respected it caught on.
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Old 2006-03-31, 15:54
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This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end

Of everything that stands, the end

No safety or surprise, the end

I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be

So limitless and free

Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand

In a...desperate land

Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain

And all the children are insane

All the children are insane

Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town

Ride the King's highway, baby

Weird scenes inside the gold mine

Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake

To the lake, the ancient lake, baby

The snake is long, seven miles

Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best

The west is the best

Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us

The blue bus is callin' us

Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on

He took a face from the ancient gallery

And he walked on down the hall

He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he

Paid a visit to his brother, and then he

He walked on down the hall, and

And he came to a door...and he looked inside

Father, yes son, I want to kill you

Mother...I want to...fuck you

C'mon baby,--------- No "take a chance with us"

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

And meet me at the back of the blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

On a blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free

But you'll never follow me

The end of laughter and soft lies

The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end
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Old 2006-04-01, 15:26
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Adrenochrome:

This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end

Of everything that stands, the end

No safety or surprise, the end

I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be

So limitless and free

Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand

In a...desperate land

Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain

And all the children are insane

All the children are insane

Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town

Ride the King's highway, baby

Weird scenes inside the gold mine

Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake

To the lake, the ancient lake, baby

The snake is long, seven miles

Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best

The west is the best

Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us

The blue bus is callin' us

Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on

He took a face from the ancient gallery

And he walked on down the hall

He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he

Paid a visit to his brother, and then he

He walked on down the hall, and

And he came to a door...and he looked inside

Father, yes son, I want to kill you

Mother...I want to...fuck you

C'mon baby,--------- No "take a chance with us"

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

And meet me at the back of the blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

On a blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free

But you'll never follow me

The end of laughter and soft lies

The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end
I was just thinking that exact same thing. The Doors were just utter legend, man.
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