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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-04-02, 00:16
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I need help with this project because i have little knowledge of christianity or judaism. Heres the project:

Pamphlet project

Scenario: You are an advertising executive who has recently been hired to help promote either judaism or christianity(monotheistic religions) to people who have never heard of it before.

Your task: To create, for your potential clients, a persuasive pamphlet that encourages the peoples of ancient times to want to join either judaism or christianity.

You must include: 1. atleast 4 persuasive arguments to support the chosen religion

2. at least three drawn or copied pictures

3. a catchy or inviting slogan that encourages people to join your religion

4. identification of the basic beliefs of the religions.

Im going to do christianity. I need help with numbers 1,3, and 4.
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Old 2006-04-02, 01:20
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quote:Originally posted by OMr_duckO:

I need help with this project because i have little knowledge of christianity or judaism. Heres the project:

Pamphlet project

Scenario: You are an advertising executive who has recently been hired to help promote either judaism or christianity(monotheistic religions) to people who have never heard of it before.

Your task: To create, for your potential clients, a persuasive pamphlet that encourages the peoples of ancient times to want to join either judaism or christianity.

You must include: 1. atleast 4 persuasive arguments to support the chosen religion

2. at least three drawn or copied pictures

3. a catchy or inviting slogan that encourages people to join your religion

4. identification of the basic beliefs of the religions.

Im going to do christianity. I need help with numbers 1,3, and 4.
What class is this for? Who is the professor/teacher?

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Old 2006-04-02, 02:25
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What class is this for? Who is the professor/teacher?
Its for history and i dont know my teachers name.

I took care of #1 btw. I just need help with the rest of the stuff
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Old 2006-04-02, 04:38
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Its for history and i dont know my teachers name.

I took care of #1 btw. I just need help with the rest of the stuff


Basic Beliefs:

We are right. Other people think we are wrong because they are blind. They aren't loving enough to see the light.

We should force our religion on everyone else because we are right.



Don't actually put that though.
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Old 2006-04-02, 05:18
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There is only one God, the Bible is 100% accurate, God exsists in a trinity that is uncomprehendable (at least to me), God sent Jesus to earth to create a way for sin to be forgiven, thus giving humans a chance to get to heaven, and that Jesus is the only way to heaven (I guess that is the part about were right and everyone else is wrong).
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Old 2006-04-02, 14:55
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I'm sitting in an airport, and I'm bored.

Here's numbers 3 and 4.

#3: "What Would Jesus Do?" hahahahaha, just kidding.

Here's one that could pander to all the 14 year olds out there who are confused and lonely and need Christ: "Jesus was a sk8er boi."

And for the hard rock fans: "Jesus was a rocker."

Here's an idea for an ad: (Voice) "Do you want a friend that will love you no matter what you do..."

(Visual) Man shooting person. Thief snatching purse. Guy taking drugs.

(Voice) "... who cares for you no matter what others think of you..."

(Visual) Guy testing positive for HIV. Teenage girl who's pregnant. Nerd being ostracized and bullied.

(Voice)"... who will stand by you in any situation..."

(Visual) Persons at funeral. Person crying while thinking of spouse who dumped him/her. Guy sitting in prison.

(Voice)"... a person who loved you so much that he died so you could go to Heaven when you die..."

(Visual) Jesus screaming on cross. Lightning. Jesus screams, "Father, forgive them..."

(Voice)"...Jesus Christ is the best friend you will ever find..."

(Visual) Picture of blond-haired, soft blue-eyed, bearded hunk. Slow zoom into the soft blue eyes.

(Voice)"...all you have to do is ask him to be your friend..."

-----Ending-----

(Visual) Happy criminals, distraught persons, and prisoners smiling because Jesus is their best friend.

--------Alternative Ending---------

(Visual) Jesus soft blue eyes...voice crooning softly in the back.... "And you know what's the best reason to make Jesus your best friend? Because if you don't ask him to be your best friend... you're going to HELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!" (Visual of awful, tormented persons being tortured by demons)... End of Advertisement.

4: I'm too bored to do 4
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Old 2006-04-02, 15:10
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There is only one God, the Bible is 100% accurate, God exsists in a trinity that is uncomprehendable (at least to me), God sent Jesus to earth to create a way for sin to be forgiven, thus giving humans a chance to get to heaven, and that Jesus is the only way to heaven (I guess that is the part about were right and everyone else is wrong).


You make it so damn easy to argue with. The part where you are right and everyone else is wrong doesn't just come from the fact you believe Jesus is the only way to Heaven, but the fact you make such assertive remarks such as "there is only 1 god" and "the bible is 100% accruate." You simply imply by these statements that these are beyond opinion and indeed a fact, and anybody that disagrees is wrong (even other christians/theists).

I am not simply picking on you, but you just make it easy to argue. Nothing personal.

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Old 2006-04-02, 19:35
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Im suppose to make the pamphlet for ancient people. It should just be appealing to them, to make them want to join. Ok i don't know if this is a slogan but i wrote this as the title: "Want eternal bliss after death? Become a christian!"

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