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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Heavens a Lie to your ignore list  
Old 2006-04-06, 19:39
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I've always been curious about what jesus said before he died. If anyone could help me out here I'd like to know which one of the three is true or if the bible just has lies or it's not as "perfect" as some think. Either way, I'm pretty sure this shows that this book is written by humans and that it is fallable. If you go to respond don't pull something out of your ass like "god was showing them what they were supposed to see."

What the hell does that mean? Absolutely nothing it doesn't change a thing.

Matt.27:46,50: "And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, "Eli, eli, lama sabachthani?" that is to say, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" ...Jesus, when he cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost."

Luke23:46: "And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, "Father, unto thy hands I commend my spirit:" and having said thus, he gave up the ghost."

John19:30: "When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, "It is finished:" and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost."

Oh, and one other thing. It has conflicting numbers with how many stalls solomon had for his horses. Now there's no way in hell you can tell me that there's some kind of alternate meaning or something. It's an error plain and simple.

I Chronicles 9:25 says that Solomon had 4000 stalls for horses and chariots.

I Kings 4:26 says that he had 40,000 stalls for horses
  #2   Add Atomical to your ignore list  
Old 2006-04-06, 19:47
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Perhaps Solomon added more stalls after a period of time. :P
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Old 2006-04-06, 19:48
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That did make me smile http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif
  #4   Add IanBoyd3 to your ignore list  
Old 2006-04-06, 23:51
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Heavens a Lie:

I Chronicles 9:25 says that Solomon had 4000 stalls for horses and chariots.

I Kings 4:26 says that he had 40,000 stalls for horses
In my science class we had to use an elevation map to calculate the volume of a mountain. Two people in different groups were working on it and we were all talking and comparing answers. I looked at one guys, then the others, and I said, "Ok well Ken here came up with 58,000 and Jon came up with...10." This girl cracked up and it was pretty funny.

My point is, mistakes like that are so ridiculous they're funny. I mean, you don't see any christians laughing, but hey, they believe its 100% accurate. Apparently, 4000=40000. My bad. Well, spread the word.

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Old 2006-04-07, 00:32
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it's obvious, each stall had 10 stalls!
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Old 2006-04-07, 00:42
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DON'T YOU GET THE METAPHOR?!

You're trying to UNDERSTAND the LORD by human means, which is IMPOSSIBLE, since God conveniently transcends logic http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif
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Old 2006-04-07, 00:51
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You know, I don't want to offend anyone and I can't remember any other posts you guys made, so just to clarify...

You're both being sarcastic right?

It's sometimes hard to tell over the internet.
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Old 2006-04-07, 01:26
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Yeah, they are being sarcastic all right.
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Old 2006-04-07, 01:29
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bah any number in the bible that starts with a 4 just means 'more than i could be bothered to count'
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