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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add HAND to your ignore list  
Old 2006-04-07, 16:35
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You Jesus dudes think you have it all figured out. Let me set the record strait here. Jesus hates you bastards because you dont need him anymore. He only likes those he can help, Druggies, Killers, rapists, That bitch from trading spouses and Warmongers. I want you all to think about what you could be getting out of life if you just realise that jesus's embrace will strengthen through the use of sin
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Old 2006-04-07, 17:07
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Can you back your claim up through Scripture that Jesus [only] cares about sinners?
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Old 2006-04-07, 22:00
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Or god, same shit. It's all over the bible. Go read it yourself.
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Old 2006-04-07, 22:22
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Or god, same shit. It's all over the bible. Go read it yourself.


You should heed your own advice some time by actually reading and understanding what you spout before making baseless assertions.



"There was a man who had two sons. The younger one said to his father, 'Father, give me my share of the estate.' So he divided his property between them. Not long after that, the younger son got together all he had, set off for a distant country and there squandered his wealth in wild living. After he had spent everything, there was a severe famine in that whole country, and he began to be in need. So he went and hired himself out to a citizen of that country, who sent him to his fields to feed pigs. He longed to fill his stomach with the pods that the pigs were eating, but no one gave him anything. When he came to his senses, he said, 'How many of my father's hired men have food to spare, and here I am starving to death! I will set out and go back to my father and say to him: Father, I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy to be called your son; make me like one of your hired men.' So he got up and went to his father. But while he was still a long way off, his father saw him and was filled with compassion for him; he ran to his son, threw his arms around him and kissed him. The son said to him, 'Father, I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy to be called your son.' But the father said to his servants, 'Quick! Bring the best robe and put it on him. Put a ring on his finger and sandals on his feet. Bring the fattened calf and kill it. Let's have a feast and celebrate. For this son of mine was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.' So they began to celebrate. Meanwhile, the older son was in the field. When he came near the house, he heard music and dancing. So he called one of the servants and asked him what was going on. 'Your brother has come,' he replied, 'and your father has killed the fattened calf because he has him back safe and sound.' The older brother became angry and refused to go in. So his father went out and pleaded with him. But he answered his father, 'Look! All these years I've been slaving for you and never disobeyed your orders. Yet you never gave me even a young goat so I could celebrate with my friends. 30But when this son of yours who has squandered your property with prostitutes comes home, you kill the fattened calf for him!' 'My son,' the father said, 'you are always with me, and everything I have is yours. But we had to celebrate and be glad, because this brother of yours was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.' " Luke 15:11-31

So, as you can see, the Lord is always happy when we come to Him, or come back to Him, however, that doesn't mean that He doesn't care about His other children. They have all their reward ahead of them for their righteousness.
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Old 2006-04-07, 22:24
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As stupid as HAND seems, his point actually seems pretty valid. What can Jesus or God to help you if you don't have any problems?
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Old 2006-04-07, 22:31
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As stupid as HAND seems, his point actually seems pretty valid. What can Jesus or God to help you if you don't have any problems?
The most decieved a person can ever be is to believe that he/she has no problems. Who among us is perfect? Raise your hand.

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Old 2006-04-07, 22:34
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*raises hand*
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Old 2006-04-07, 22:42
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*raises hand*


*a trap door opens underneath Ohhi in where he is sucked into the seventh circle of hell*
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Old 2006-04-08, 09:59
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seventh circle eh?
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Old 2006-04-08, 20:30
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Fuck the Bible.

God loves us all equally, regardless of what we do or do not do.
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