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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-04-26, 01:09
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"I'm lucky LostCause doesn't ban me for being a dumbass. Because she can ban me for any reason at any time if she feels like it."

-Lost Cause

Why would you edit my post to tell me of your ability to ban yourself LostCause? That sounds kind of nonsensical and almost Half Baked to me. Now if you're done trying to hijack my thread in an attempt to stop any discussion that conflicts with your views, here is what I have to say.

If God was omnipotent, you'd be dead. Yeah, that's right. God made a covenant with Noah, stating that he would not commit genocide on everyone. If he was truly omnipotent, he would have made the covenant never take place. He was in complete control can do that. You can argue that he did this to limit his own power, but you would have to admit that because he is omnipotent, he could break the covenant and have Noah never exist. He clearly is not able to do this as he almost broke the covenant but kept his word after pressuring from Moses.

God also seems to be afraid of man. He tries to keep man down. He spends most of his time trying to keep mem as god-fearing people. If you are a Christian, you can see it is quite obvious that Jesus was a prophet meant to further limit the actions of man against god. He taught people to always act like pussies, which is why Christianity is gay. There are many other instances of God keeping man down in the Bible even if you don't subscribe to the Christian faith.

Ever since man tasted the apples of wisdom, God has feared the power of man. People in Babylon once set out to build a great Tower of Babel. God feared the Babylonians' ascent to heaven and spread them apart with different tongues so they could not cooperate to pull off such a feat any time soon. Perhaps God fears us because we are almost Gods ourselves. People are wise like God now lacking only his power, but what we lack individually, we make up for in numbers. God fights with another diety a lot, who is known as Satan, but perhaps Satan is not God's greatest fear. Perhaps God's greatest rival is another god: a god called humanity.

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Old 2006-04-26, 01:14
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What are you talking about, man?
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Old 2006-04-26, 01:15
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Old 2006-04-26, 01:26
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Old 2006-04-26, 04:11
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So are you talking about christians in general? I hate it when people don't specify...
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Old 2006-04-26, 04:15
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It doesn't matter. I'm talking about Yaweh, Allah, or whatever else you want to call that god.
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Old 2006-04-26, 04:22
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Delete. A tower to heaven? God punished them for being fuckwits! A deity called Humanity? We still die do we not? we're not immortal fuckass, what is it you think we have against god besides rebellion, which thee allows you to have, for your own impending concequences I don't want to sound like a bible thumper but man is confined to these meager dimensions until death, try sawing off your own head with a toothe brush then come back and tell me we are gods greatest enemy.

edit: Its a bad christian habit to apply a male gender to god, so replaced he with thy.

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Old 2006-04-26, 04:42
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Old 2006-04-26, 05:08
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Delete. A tower to heaven? God punished them for being fuckwits! A deity called Humanity? We still die do we not? we're not immortal fuckass, what is it you think we have against god besides rebellion, which thee allows you to have, for your own impending concequences I don't want to sound like a bible thumper but man is confined to these meager dimensions until death, try sawing off your own head with a toothe brush then come back and tell me we are gods greatest enemy.

edit: Its a bad christian habit to apply a male gender to god, so replaced he with thy.

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Old 2006-04-27, 00:20
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Delete. A tower to heaven? God punished them for being fuckwits! A deity called Humanity? We still die do we not? we're not immortal fuckass, what is it you think we have against god besides rebellion, which thee allows you to have, for your own impending concequences I don't want to sound like a bible thumper but man is confined to these meager dimensions until death, try sawing off your own head with a toothe brush then come back and tell me we are gods greatest enemy.

edit: Its a bad christian habit to apply a male gender to god, so replaced he with thy.

What are you talking about. God didn't punish them for being fuckwits. They were building a great tower. They were working together. God didn't like it and broke it. He's like the jealous boy who knocks down the younger kids greater block tower.

Then you keep saying, "LOL HUMANITY IS GAY (CUZ THEY NOT GOD LOL)!!! GOD FIR THE WINZ!" A diety can just be an embodiment of an idea. It doesn't have to be all personalized like the Hebrew god and it doesn't have to be immortal. Humanity can die out but it is immortal enough to live for millions of years. If god couldn't die, he wouldn't be scared of anything. He doesn't care how you feel.

You argue that we are weak because God can't die. Then you say, "try sawing off your own head with a toothe brush then come back and tell me we are gods greatest enemy." That's completely irrelevant. I just tried it now and found it to be difficult. If anything, you are proving that we are so strong as to be able to resist the effects of a toothbrush sawing our necks. Are you trying to prove that we are too weak to perform this feat of sawing? How irrelevant and gay!

By the way, nice job. You bothered to edit your post because, "Its a bad christian habit to apply a male gender to god, so replaced he with thy. [sic]" The form of the pronoun and the pronoun itself is clearly used wrong and it's only made worse by using thee rather than thy. I'm guessing you haven't ever studied English because you'd probably know that thee is the objective form of an archaic, second-person, singular pronoun. I can see why you have to resort to calling me a fuckass.

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