I'm okay with the pre-christian religions that don't base their faith on the fact that they are a pre-christian religion.
Buddhism
judaism
hinduism
Those are cool. However, the jackasses who are just out there for attention or who feel like they want to be in a pre-christian religion because they figure the more ancient the religion the more truth it must hold are just stupid.
druids
coptics (egyptian religion)
vikings
witches
Those religions are all a crock of shit. Coptics and vikings are stupid because, let's face it, if ra were real, he'd have been a little pissed that nobodys been mummifying goats for him anymore, and would have come down here and beaten our asses. Same with thor, and all the other pantheon of ancient myth. Witches and druids are even funnier. We know virtually nothing about ancient witchcraft or druidry, and you'd be better off looking in a history book for information about them than any sacred text written by or practiced by the so called paritioners of these faiths. Neodruidism was created in 1792, far after christianity, and all other of these ridiculous neopaganistic cults were created afterwards. Most of the idiots who call themselves witches these days adhere to doctrine written between the 40s and now, postdating my religion (mormonism) by almost 100 years.
The worst part is that these gothic-wannabee imbeciles driving their mother's old toyota tercell actually believe that their religion is the most ancient, and that it was practiced since the beginning of time. That is the biggest lie ever. The most ancient religions were most likely matriarchial polytheistic ones, who still have more doctrine and structure than poser witch #6540's religion ever will.
Here's a thought druid boy: Why dont you find some other way to make daddy angry at you? Why dont you cut this teenage rebellion bullshit and really start taking a look at the world? Hmm?
You can go ahead and start your placebos, making voodoo dolls of me, cursing me through the power of the oak tree in your back yard, hell, for a nominal fee I'll even provide you with samples of my hair. It won't do a damn thing. I dont care how empowered you feel, when you move out of your mom's basement and start paying your own rent, then we'll see how many goat slaughters you end up going to.
Kiss my ass.
biopsy is the worst person ever.
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