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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-05-16, 01:22
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i, myself being a druid, wonder if there is are any fellow druids out there who would like to speak up. ld also like some feedback on druidry itself, being an almost dead religion.
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Old 2006-05-16, 07:23
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I bet you feel special.
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Old 2006-05-16, 08:16
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Are you a restoration tree, balanced or feral druid? My guild needs a healer and your welcome to join.
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Old 2006-05-16, 15:45
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Are you a restoration tree, balanced or feral druid? My guild needs a healer and your welcome to join.
lol, great one
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Old 2006-05-16, 22:25
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lol, great one
couldnt agree more.

you realize that even though you call yourself a druid you don't know 1% of what the druids back in the day were. the religion is dead and you calling yourself a druid is mocking the druids of old.

you make me sick

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Old 2006-05-17, 01:50
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quote:Originally posted by beaver:

i, myself being a druid, wonder if there is are any fellow druids out there who would like to speak up. ld also like some feedback on druidry itself, being an almost dead religion.
There are plenty of non "druid" pre-christian religions.
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Old 2006-05-17, 06:10
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There are plenty of non "druid" pre-christian religions.
Like Jews and Buhdists.
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Old 2006-05-17, 16:25
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I'm okay with the pre-christian religions that don't base their faith on the fact that they are a pre-christian religion.

Buddhism

judaism

hinduism

Those are cool. However, the jackasses who are just out there for attention or who feel like they want to be in a pre-christian religion because they figure the more ancient the religion the more truth it must hold are just stupid.

druids

coptics (egyptian religion)

vikings

witches

Those religions are all a crock of shit. Coptics and vikings are stupid because, let's face it, if ra were real, he'd have been a little pissed that nobodys been mummifying goats for him anymore, and would have come down here and beaten our asses. Same with thor, and all the other pantheon of ancient myth. Witches and druids are even funnier. We know virtually nothing about ancient witchcraft or druidry, and you'd be better off looking in a history book for information about them than any sacred text written by or practiced by the so called paritioners of these faiths. Neodruidism was created in 1792, far after christianity, and all other of these ridiculous neopaganistic cults were created afterwards. Most of the idiots who call themselves witches these days adhere to doctrine written between the 40s and now, postdating my religion (mormonism) by almost 100 years.

The worst part is that these gothic-wannabee imbeciles driving their mother's old toyota tercell actually believe that their religion is the most ancient, and that it was practiced since the beginning of time. That is the biggest lie ever. The most ancient religions were most likely matriarchial polytheistic ones, who still have more doctrine and structure than poser witch #6540's religion ever will.

Here's a thought druid boy: Why dont you find some other way to make daddy angry at you? Why dont you cut this teenage rebellion bullshit and really start taking a look at the world? Hmm?

You can go ahead and start your placebos, making voodoo dolls of me, cursing me through the power of the oak tree in your back yard, hell, for a nominal fee I'll even provide you with samples of my hair. It won't do a damn thing. I dont care how empowered you feel, when you move out of your mom's basement and start paying your own rent, then we'll see how many goat slaughters you end up going to.

Kiss my ass.

biopsy is the worst person ever.
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Old 2006-05-17, 16:51
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Coptics are a sect of Christianity which originates in Egypt and still exists. Coptic Christians. Coptic Christians don't believe in Ra, the sun god of ancient egypt.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coptic_Christianity

The Vikings http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking

But Thor and all that is part of Norse Mythology and Cosmology.
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Old 2006-05-17, 17:00
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quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:

Coptics are a sect of Christianity which originates in Egypt and still exists. Coptic Christians. Coptic Christians don't believe in Ra, the sun god of ancient egypt.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copt

http:/ /en.wikipe dia.org/wi ki/Coptic_Christianity

The Vikings http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking

But Thor and all that is part of Norse Mythology and Cosmology.
I am aware of coptic christianity, however I have heard the term used outside of christianity to refer to those who believe in the gods of old. If I used the term incorrectly, I appologise. However I did quantify the term in order to displace any confusion. I was referring to those who still believe in ra, isis, and the garden of ancient egyptian gods.

biopsy is the worst person ever.
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