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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Haddock to your ignore list  
Old 2006-05-26, 10:53
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I know that if I were a divine being, writing a book for the masses to follow for thousands of years, I'd make it easy to understand. None of this "demon shooting swords out of his mouth" metaphor shit. I'd make it simple and literal.

If it took me several million years to make the earth, why would I write "seven days" for people to interpret as millions of years? Why not just write "seven million years"?
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Old 2006-05-26, 11:15
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Because when you don't interpret one thing this way and another thing that way, you come to realize that the bible actually doesn't make a whole lot of sense. http://www.totse.com/bbs/confused.gif
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Old 2006-05-26, 11:55
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yeah hes right the bible dosnt make sense at all but try telling that to a religious person because they dont want to listen.

like if you ask them what did all the animals eat when the got off the ark they just shut up>
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Old 2006-05-26, 12:11
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Because the people who follow the Bible need to be able to reconcile it's teachings with their own modern lives, thus making it easier and more convenient to be a Christian.
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Old 2006-05-26, 15:19
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It's poetry, for one. And God didn't write the Bible. Prophets did. Prophets never speak clearly for fear that people will understand and realize that they're just spewing shit.
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