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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-08-12, 15:34
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This is one of the best explanations of why God

allows pain and suffering that I have seen: A man went to a

barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the

barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They

talked about so many things and various subjects. When they

eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I

don't believe that God exists." "Why do you say that?" asked the

customer. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize

that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists,would there be so

many sick people? Would there be abandoned children?If God

existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't

imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things." The

customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't

want to start an argument. The barber finished his job&nbs p;and the

customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a

man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed

beard. He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and

entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You

know what? Barbers do not exist." "How can you say that?" asked

the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber. And I just

worked on you!" ****"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't

exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty

long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."**** "Ah,

but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come

to me." "Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God,

too, DOES exist! That's what happens when people do not go to Him

and don't look to Him for help. That's why there's so much pain

and suffering in the w orld."
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Old 2006-08-12, 15:39
Graemy Graemy is offline
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why would he allow homeless kids who do pray to him, and are innocent suffer. i have seen kids like that i have seen people who pray to god, go to church, and are still homeless, and suffer.

[This message has been edited by Graemy (edited 08-12-2006).]
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Old 2006-08-12, 15:55
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well every religion has something different for why that happens

From what i believe its to do with your last life, For all the bad you have done you have to pay.

All the bad thats happening in this life is going to happen but make sure you keep your slate clean as possible in this llife and you will be fine in you next unless you reach salvation that is
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Old 2006-08-12, 16:10
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That's a pretty lame touchy feely explanation for why if there was a God, he's not a prick.

An omnipotent god could stop all suffering by snapping his finger, and if he was all good, would definitely do so if he is our father. A good father wouldn't sit by while someone sexually abused an infant if he could easily stop it. A father who would allow that to happen is an evil father.

There's no reason a barber should give a fuck about allowing or not allowing people to walk the streets with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards.
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Old 2006-08-12, 16:18
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Some say that every soul occupies a body with an egenda. With something to acheive or something to "Remember".

It's also said that many of our desires are unconscious and that suffering may come from an unconscious choice to experience these things for various reasons.

To truly believe in and accept eternal life, and to believe that no lasting harm can ever come to us as souls, we would be released of suffering.

Pain is just the feeling caused by an experience.

Suffering is being afraid of pain. But with god, there is never a reason to be afraid. Pain is only feelings caused by certain momentary experiences. They are nothing to be afraid of.

It's kinda like a haunted house ride at the fun fair.



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Old 2006-08-12, 16:43
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quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---

Suffering is being afraid of pain. But with god, there is never a reason to be afraid.
How about I brutally fuck your first born in the ass, while you sit by and tell him there is no reason to be afraid, for he has God?

Suffering is more than being afraid of pain. Get a fucking clue.
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Old 2006-08-12, 17:24
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Martini:

How about I brutally fuck your first born in the ass, while you sit by and tell him there is no reason to be afraid, for he has God?

Suffering is more than being afraid of pain. Get a fucking clue.
Hmm, my post obviously caused you suffering. Dude, don't be afraid of my alternative views.
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Old 2006-08-12, 17:39
Graemy Graemy is offline
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Frost:

well every religion has something different for why that happens

From what i believe its to do with your last life, For all the bad you have done you have to pay.

All the bad thats happening in this life is going to happen but make sure you keep your slate clean as possible in this llife and you will be fine in you next unless you reach salvation that is
that is buddhism, salvation being enlightenment. that is what buddhism believes.
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Old 2006-08-13, 10:23
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But the religion i would be refering to is one which isnt realy spoken of on this forum, Sikhism /Sikhi
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Old 2006-08-13, 13:45
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they are just like buddhism except they have a god and some other points. What you said is exactly what a buddhist believes.
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