Peanutology

[XiPPiLLi]

All right. Heres the deal:

The Great Holy Peanut Tree of Life sprouted a society of peanuts. This tree was named Ndnd, and was worshipped as the great giver of life. This peanut society was a heavenly society, free of crime and poverty on the planet Nibiru, now known as Earth. The peanut society, known as the Nibirunians, had much power of controlling energy. This manipulation of energy allowed them to perform many magical feats. The world was full of magic and adventure.

One day, an intergalactic group of martians had left scriptures to the Nibirunians explaining that they could band together their magical energy to produce us humans in our form, to conquer over the land's massive animal population, which at that time dominated the world over the peanuts.

The Nibirunians gathered around Ndnd, the Great Holy Peanut Tree of Life, and banded together their spiritual energy using the sacred scriptures. This sprouted many men and women from the tree. However, the band of their power was so great, that the peanut society and the peanut tree had no power left to sustain themselves, and Ndnd exploded into many fragments. These fragments spread all around Nibiru and sprouted what is now known as the peanut shrubs.

These peanut shrubs are very sacred. The peanut society sacrificed themselves so we could dominate this land.

We have a small group of true believers. Clerics, ministers, priests, call them what you will. They are the leaders of this faith.

XiPPiLLi

kAtE-

Freakangel

Yossarian

Kai

I now ask you all to join the church of Peanutology to find joy and happiness in worshipping the peanuts that so courageously banded to create humans.

Open your hearts and allow the spirit of Ndnd to give you joy and happiness.

[DrRabidNZ]

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[kAtE-]

Look, the atheist changed her mind. lawl.

[freakangel]

And if you don't like peaut butter GTFO.

Also, if you're allergic to peanuts your sins were not paid for and you should GTFO.

[Abrahim]

quote:Originally posted by XiPPiLLi:

All right. Heres the deal:

The Great Holy Peanut Tree of Life sprouted a society of peanuts. This tree was named Ndnd, and was worshipped as the great giver of life. This peanut society was a heavenly society, free of crime and poverty on the planet Nibiru, now known as Earth. The peanut society, known as the Nibirunians, had much power of controlling energy. This manipulation of energy allowed them to perform many magical feats. The world was full of magic and adventure.

One day, an intergalactic group of martians had left scriptures to the Nibirunians explaining that they could band together their magical energy to produce us humans in our form, to conquer over the land's massive animal population, which at that time dominated the world over the peanuts.

The Nibirunians gathered around Ndnd, the Great Holy Peanut Tree of Life, and banded together their spiritual energy using the sacred scriptures. This sprouted many men and women from the tree. However, the band of their power was so great, that the peanut society and the peanut tree had no power left to sustain themselves, and Ndnd exploded into many fragments. These fragments spread all around Nibiru and sprouted what is now known as the peanut shrubs.

These peanut shrubs are very sacred. The peanut society sacrificed themselves so we could dominate this land.

We have a small group of true believers. Clerics, ministers, priests, call them what you will. They are the leaders of this faith.

XiPPiLLi

kAtE-

Freakangel

Yossarian

Kai

I now ask you all to join the church of Peanutology to find joy and happiness in worshipping the peanuts that so courageously banded to create humans.

Open your hearts and allow the spirit of Ndnd to give you joy and happiness.

I'm allergic to peanuts, I think Prizism was a little easier to buy into.

[XiPPiLLi]

Those allergic to Peanuts are damned by Ndnd. The faith has cursed their soul.

I'm sorry, but they are truly one of the damned, and there is nothing that can help them.

[Yossarian]

Yes!

Let the energy of Ndnd flow through your body and It's wisdom course through your veins!

Open your hearts to it's wisdom and it will give you joy and happiness as I have found and as have my brethren!



[This message has been edited by Yossarian (edited 08-14-2006).]

[kAtE-]

quote:Originally posted by Yossarian:

Yes!

Let the energy of Mndn flow through your body and It's wisdom course through your veins!

Open your hearts to it's wisdom and it will give you joy and happiness as I have found and as have my brethren!

Dude you can't even spell the name of the holy tree. OUT!

[Meeee]

RIGHT, HERES THE DEAL. NO1 CARES ABOUT PEANUTS, AND CONSIDERING THAT I AM ALLERGIC TO THEM, I FIND THIS OFFENSIVE. I WOULD LIKE AN APPOLOGY PLEASE, WRITTEN OUT TO FULLCIRCLE, AND TO CALL FULL CIRCLE A COCK

[XiPPiLLi]

quote:Originally posted by Meeee:

RIGHT, HERES THE DEAL. NO1 CARES ABOUT PEANUTS, AND CONSIDERING THAT I AM ALLERGIC TO THEM, I FIND THIS OFFENSIVE. I WOULD LIKE AN APPOLOGY PLEASE, WRITTEN OUT TO FULLCIRCLE, AND TO CALL FULL CIRCLE A COCK

Those allergic to peanuts are truly the damned. I'm sorry, but theres nothing that can help you aside from a blessing from the church.