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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-08-19, 13:03
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All Major Religions, Judaism, Christianity, Islam, as well as other religions such as Zoroastrianism, multiple ancient mythologies from around the world, Hinduism, and some branches of Buddhism believe in Extra Terrestrials by definition.

ex·tra·ter·res·tri·al ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kstr-t-rstr-l)

adj.

Originating, located, or occurring outside Earth or its atmosphere: intelligent extraterrestrial life.

Who are they? I don't mean space ship aliens, I mean:

an·gel ( P ) Pronunciation Key (njl)

n.

A typically benevolent celestial being that acts as an intermediary between heaven and earth, especially in Christianity, Judaism, Islam, and Zoroastrianism.

ce·les·tial ( P ) Pronunciation Key (s-lschl)

adj.

Of or relating to the sky or the heavens: Planets are celestial bodies.

Of or relating to heaven; divine: celestial beings.

These beings have appeared throughout history and mythology as being messengers from the heavens beyond Earth. Often warning of impending disaster, they are also in some cases responsible for bringing revelation as well as in some beliefs posessing people to speak the words of God. Other than their role as messengers, they have also been connected to the destruction of entire civilizations, intervening with mankind.

In the major religions they believe in and work for God, the All Powerful Creator of the Universe.

Here is a description of one of these beings from the Book of Revelation in the New Testament (Some believe this is a description of God or Jesus but the end of Revelation confirms it is indeed a Messenger of God, an Angel to whom John is communicating with, speaking the words of God):

10 I was in the Spirit on the Lord’s day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet,

11 Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea.

12 And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden acandlesticks;

13 And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle.

14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters.

16 And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged asword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.

(The angel Returns at the destruction of Babylon and near the end when John begins to worship the angel the angel tells him not to, telling him that he is the fellowservant of God.)

In Judaism originally it was said Angels were witnessed descending from a staircase reaching up into heaven but later, perhaps due to Zoroastrian imagery, they developed the ability to fly and were depicted with wings.

In Islam angels are heavilly involved with Judgement Day and enforcing it. The Angel

(Gabriel) is also responsible for practically posessing Muhammed and making him speak the words of the Qur'an which include information which was not readilly available, especially to someone who could not read or write and was uneducated. This unlearned prophet is predicted in the Old Testament and the New Testament as one to have literally words put into his mouth (as the Qur'an describes) and "the book is sent to one Unlearned".

The Qur'an often refers to its revelations as "Our Communications" and is a warning to mankind about an eventual and sudden Judgement Day in which all will be Judged.

Scientologists on the highest levels believe eventually the Marcabians, the most powerful force in the Galaxy will attempt to conquer and enslave Earth as is predicted in the Book of Revelation and the Scientologists hope to fight them and avert Judgement Day (this is according to some websites)

Despite your belief in God, these beings have appeared throughout mythology with a similar agenda and if what the Qur'an says is true, will eventually come to Earth and overcome it, bringing Judgement Day.

(Outside of these major religions, there are from around the world mention of Celestial Beings which were before the creation of Earth sometimes having a hand in the process.)

Most people within the major religions don't realize that they infact have to believe in Extra Terrestrials in order to believe in their religions. Though some might say Angels belong to a spiritual realm they still fit into the category of Beyond Earth. The Books of the major religions always describe them descending from the heavens though, implying they are primarilly outside of Earth.



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Old 2006-08-19, 13:09
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H.P Lovecraft beat you to the idea.

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Old 2006-08-19, 13:11
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H.P Lovecraft beat you to the idea.

Yep! It's a great idea, I really love it.

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Old 2006-08-19, 13:22
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I wish aliens would land.
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Old 2006-08-19, 13:23
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I had mainly hoped to clearify to members of all major religions that they do indeed believe in Extra Terrestrials. Furthermore that for Christians and especially Muslims, Judgement Day is practically the invasion of these Extra Terrestrials, though they work and enforce on behalf of the One God which they serve and worship.

Some people seem even more ready to believe the potential of an alien invasion from the heavens rather than ever place faith in God.

I would say that despite, if these beings are within the realm of truth, and speak the truth of their power and nature, that the wisest decision in preparation for their invasion, is to submit to their cause and do as they say. This is a matter of faith, for those without faith, these beings are not manifest nor a reality, and thus if and when the invasion comes, they threaten that those who disbelieved will be punished for their disbelief.

People say "Why would you believe in a God that punishes you for not believing in it?"

Despite the concept of God, the enforcers indeed claim to be those who work to help execute the punishment, and to believe as they believe, do as they say, according to them, is to triumph. Loving or Not Loving, if what they say is true, we are powerless to resist them upon their arrival.
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Old 2006-08-19, 13:27
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When does an alien stop being an alien?
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Old 2006-08-19, 13:31
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I wish aliens would land.
Well according to what the aliens have to say in the Qur'an, if you're not a follower of their "communications" you will be punished horribly. They aren't so completely benevolent if what they say is true. People don't realize that the Qur'an literally claims to be the communication of an Extra Terrestrial speaking on behalf of God as the Messenger of God, to Mankind, namely the uneducated and illiterate Muhammed who apparently had no knowledge of what he said, (There was no Bible in Arabic though he spoke of revelations, and to top it off had scientific information completely impossible to know at that time, such as the expansion and eventual collapse of the universe, the layers of the atmosphere, and more.)
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Old 2006-08-19, 13:32
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Do you really think that anyone would submit to an invasion? Lets face it the Americans would be like, "WTF! give up our freedom? fuck you! launch the nukes!!!" then every other country would be like, "Oh shit! If they're launching nukes then so are we!"

Then everyone dies.

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Old 2006-08-19, 13:33
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When does an alien stop being an alien?
What do you mean?

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Old 2006-08-19, 13:42
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Do you really think that anyone would submit to an invasion? Lets face it the Americans would be like, "WTF! give up our freedom? fuck you! launch the nukes!!!" then every other country would be like, "Oh shit! If they're launching nukes then so are we!"

Then everyone dies.

Well according to the Extra Terrestrials, they shall simply make such a sharp sound that it kills all human beings, then they shall, and this is within their power, ressurect the humans, all of them, past and present, and having them in their grips (by their frontal lobes aka Forelocks) they will make them submit, sort them out, throw the evil ones in their hell which seems to be located on this planet and the paradise which also seems to be located on this planet.

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