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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-10-13, 03:16
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And I have no idea what to expect, we plan to get married in a year or earlier. She told me that before we get married we have to go to premarital counseling at her church.



What should I expect?
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Old 2006-10-13, 03:41
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What kind of Christian is she?

If she's Catholic, which is kind of what it sounds like to me, there's a whole sixth month prep thing. I'm not really sure what it involves since I'm not married.

But when my sister went through it, she said it was a bunch of stupid stuff like compatibility gauging crap, priests telling you not to get abortions or use birth control, and other things celebate men should really have little experience with.

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Old 2006-10-13, 04:21
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If she sucks dick, get through

the counseling and enjoy a decade

or so of blow jobs before you

ditch her for a new whore.

If not, kill her now and have

butt sex with her body.

My dad always told me, don't

ever marry a girl that ain't

sucking your dick. They are

all pigs on the inside.
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Old 2006-10-13, 06:52
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HA!

the church is church on the rock...

cotrlubbock.com I think is the site.



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Old 2006-10-13, 09:23
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Are you religious? Or are you just doing it too keep the little women happy?
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Old 2006-10-13, 19:00
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Source:

Are you religious? Or are you just doing it too keep the little women happy?
Little of both, but I am trying to become more spiritual....
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Old 2006-10-15, 01:26
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by camaro_racer88:

Little of both, but I am trying to become more spiritual....
Damn, no replys? well I guess when I find out I will post what happens.
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Old 2006-10-15, 01:27
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if its the right church with the right pastor and u listen to him prepare for your marriage to be lasting

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