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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Zay to your ignore list  
Old 2006-11-01, 13:00
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My aunt has a huge house and she threw a family gathering thing. The catholic church I used to go to regularly up until 3 or 4 months ago is a few blocks away, and she invited to the priest of the spanish mass over to the cookout. I ended up sitting next to him somehow without knowing it and he started talking to me. He had seen me before often enough, but I guess since it's a big church (I'd say there are about 600 or 700 people at mass) he didnt notice that I hadnt been there in a while. What I found really odd was that he told me he saw priest material in me. He asked me if I had ever heard God speak to me in my head. After kindly telling him that I hadn't, he asked me if I was sure. After assuring him he asked me if I had any interest in being a priest. I kindly no'd myself out of that to. So is this how it's supposed to work, I'm a believer and then God's voice pops into my head?
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Old 2006-11-01, 13:35
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Not really sure, never felt the urge. However, the number of priest had dwindled significantly in the past 10 years. Pretty soon they will start recruiting like the military, going door to door, school to school.
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Old 2006-11-01, 13:39
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its a calling I guess. Faith and all that
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Old 2006-11-01, 20:52
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Maybe he just liked the way your butt looked.

Seriously, I suppose a few of them actually buy the Catholic mythos, but I suspect most of them go into it because they are incompetant to live in the real world.
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Old 2006-11-01, 20:55
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My high school English teacher (awesome guy) is an atheist. But, to better understand the mindset of priests, he joined a...well, a 'priest school' he dropped out in his 4th year.

This guy knows everything.
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Old 2006-11-01, 20:58
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^ I bet he read a lot of Robert Anton Wilson.
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Old 2006-11-01, 22:48
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I actually considered becoming a priest when I was younger, but I no longer follow the catholic faith. Back then I felt an incredible connection to God and the christian beliefs. It was beyond anything I had ever felt before and it made me want to spend my life telling others of this good news. I am no longer christian and in a way unhappy with my new religious beliefs, but I can't live with a church that has wronged so many people
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Old 2006-11-02, 00:22
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quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:

^ I bet he read a lot of Robert Anton Wilson.
Who is that/what is he known for?
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Old 2006-11-02, 02:41
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quote:Originally posted by AstronomyDomine:

Who is that/what is he known for?
RAW is God. Go buy prometheus rising, RIGHT NOW.
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Old 2006-11-02, 03:30
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RAW is God. Go buy prometheus rising, RIGHT NOW.
I will, sounds interesting.

Thanks ArmsMerchant & Zay
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