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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Brent to your ignore list  
Old 2006-12-05, 16:06
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A rabbi told me the other day the definitive proof to demonss existence. You have to get a black female cat (daughter of a black cat), kill it and burn it; put your bed in the middle of your room so that it's not touching any walls, and then spread the ash in a circle surrounding it. Sleep there. The next day if you're still alive you will see the marks of demon's feet: they'll look like hen claws. And that's it.

I really talked to a rabbi asking him to prove his wonderful religion and this is the best he could come with (it is written on the guemara wich is like the torah, I think).

[This message has been edited by Brent (edited 12-05-2006).]
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Old 2006-12-05, 16:17
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GTFO.
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Old 2006-12-05, 18:02
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yes they xist.this is a fact.horn's,glowing eye's,can read you're thought's,and much more.

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Old 2006-12-05, 20:20
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My thoughts on demons, and i stress they are just thoughts: We are told in Genesis that anger will become a demon, or as a demon, crouching at the door.

Which would seem to indicate to me that any strong emotion or desire can take over us mentally and become a 'demon' . Think for example of people who kill for lust etc.

If you like, the emotion takes on a life of its own.

But like i said thats just my personal feeling on it.

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quote:Others might be more particularly personified, such as Namtar of Ashakku, the demon of plague or wasting disease, depicted in Psalm 91:6 as stalking the streets like 'the pestilence that walketh in darkness'. Nightmares and other nocturnal fears and menaces were the activity of lilitu (the 'night-hag'), lilith of Isaiah 34. The sin that would 'lurk' (Hebrew robhes, literally 'crouching') at the door of the fratricide Cain (Genesis 4:7) is an interesting survival of such a belief in Israel, rabisu being a Mesopotamian demon active in nightmares. This is surely a striking figure of bad conscience."

- John Gray, Near Eastern Mythology
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Old 2006-12-06, 10:14
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Bump, 'cause I'm tired of looking at King's stretched post.
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Old 2006-12-08, 00:43
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So are you going to get a black cat and try this?
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Old 2006-12-08, 02:35
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If you kill a cat over this, then yes, there are demons: you.
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Old 2006-12-08, 07:14
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quote:Originally posted by Brent:

Do demons exist?
No.
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Old 2006-12-08, 07:20
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WOW CLOVEN HOOFPRINTS! Well worth killing a cat. thanks rabbi
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Old 2006-12-08, 11:09
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I'm willing to bet that the Rabbi hasn't actually tested this theory. Besides, I was of the impression that demons, as far as religious texts suggest, don't need encouraging to go pick on innocents.

Furthermore, no, Demons don't exist. Neither do Angels.
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