Greetings mortals, as you all know. I am Muhammad, prophet of the Muslim faith. Don't get the wrong impression of me, I'm a really nice guy. It's just that my believers are complete retards, so please excuse them.
Anyway, I'd decided to answer any religious question that you mortals may ask; like what it's like up in the clouds, how tight the 73 virgins are, and what the next lottery numbers are. And I will try to answer them as best as I can.
Fire away!
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