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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2007-04-04, 00:41
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CNN

"De Jesus preaches there is no devil and no sin. His followers, he says, literally can do no wrong in God's eyes.

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And what about the tattoo of 666 on his arm?

Although it's a number usually associated with Satan, not the son of God, de Jesus says that 666 and the Antichrist are, like him, misunderstood.

The Antichrist is not the devil, de Jesus tells his congregation; he's the being who replaces Jesus on Earth.

"Antichrist is the best person in the world," he says. "Antichrist means don't put your eyes on Jesus because Jesus of Nazareth wasn't a Christian. Antichrist means do not put your eyes on Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Put it on Jesus after the cross."

And de Jesus says that means him.

So far, de Jesus says that his flock hasn't been scared off by his claims of being the Antichrist. In a show of the sway he holds over the group, 30 members of his congregation Tuesday went to a tattoo parlor to have 666 also permanently etched onto their skin."

This is real, he was spoken to in a dream by angels, people the struggle is over! Christ has returned!
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Old 2007-04-04, 00:47
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Catholics: they will believe anything.
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Old 2007-04-04, 00:50
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Did anyone ask him to do any cantrips yet?
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Old 2007-04-04, 01:22
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Catholics: they will believe anything.
Morons: they will say anything!

  #5   Add Elephantitis Man to your ignore list  
Old 2007-04-04, 02:13
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Crucify him again!
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Old 2007-04-04, 04:29
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Catholics: they will believe anything.
Shut up you protestant whore!You evil spineless souless protestant!May u and your heathen brothers get what u deserve in Judgement.

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Old 2007-04-04, 04:40
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^ Look!! It's Masta Thief's little brother!
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Old 2007-04-04, 05:41
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My God. I think we should raise money to get Masta Theif's entire family vasectomies.
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Old 2007-04-04, 15:56
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Why surgical castration? Can't we just cut their parts clean off and hope they bleed to death?

Or, better yet, why not just let them live? Kill all the morons and there isn't any entertainment left in the world...
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Old 2007-04-05, 16:48
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fuck off
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