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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add DieSmokin to your ignore list  
Old 2007-04-24, 03:35
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Default Genesis 1.29

God said, "See, I give you every seed-bearing plant that is upon all the earth, and every tree that has seed-bearing fruit; they shall be yours for food. Genesis 1.29


So why is it so bad to smoke weed. If it says somewhere else in the bible that you can not, then he's a hypocrite, and why would you worship a douchebag liar?
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Old 2007-04-24, 12:09
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Default Re: Genesis 1.29

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God said, "See, I give you every seed-bearing plant that is upon all the earth, and every tree that has seed-bearing fruit; they shall be yours for food. Genesis 1.29


So why is it so bad to smoke weed. If it says somewhere else in the bible that you can not, then he's a hypocrite, and why would you worship a douchebag liar?
I don't actually believe in God, but in this hypothetical scenario where the Bible is true...

God gave you Cannabis, not Weed. Plants can be used for all sorts of things, that doesn't mean he approves of using it for anything you like. Example, I doubt he'd much appreciate someone using a hemp rope to strangle someone else. To my knowledge, there's nothing in the Bible about smoking weed, but I suppose some would consider it to be similar to using alcohol to an excess.
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Old 2007-04-24, 12:17
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Default Re: Genesis 1.29

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I don't actually believe in God, but in this hypothetical scenario where the Bible is true...

God gave you Cannabis, not Weed. Plants can be used for all sorts of things, that doesn't mean he approves of using it for anything you like. Example, I doubt he'd much appreciate someone using a hemp rope to strangle someone else. To my knowledge, there's nothing in the Bible about smoking weed, but I suppose some would consider it to be similar to using alcohol to an excess.
umm i think it says that you shouldnt use any substance thats mind altering, dont know where it is though. umm i dont think i may be wrong but they didnt have "alcohol" in thier alcoholic beverages so thier wine was more like grape juice.
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Old 2007-04-24, 12:56
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hmmm. Hypotheticaly, god also made snake venom, and flesh eating bacteria. Doesnt mean he wants you to play with it.
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Old 2007-04-24, 16:26
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Default Re: Genesis 1.29

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If it says somewhere else in the bible that you can not
I don't believe it does.
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Old 2007-04-24, 18:16
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Cool Re: Genesis 1.29

I am usually quite nonspiritual and anti-religious... but the moment I take a toke I just feel Divine. Go figure...
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Old 2007-04-25, 03:33
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Default Re: Genesis 1.29

Just because it's in the Bible doesn't mean it's true. It's just in the words of some old Jews.
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Old 2007-04-25, 12:23
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Default Re: Genesis 1.29

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hmmm. Hypotheticaly, god also made snake venom, and flesh eating bacteria. Doesnt mean he wants you to play with it.
Yeah those are some pretty dick things for God to create.

You believe in such an asshole.
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Old 2007-04-25, 13:07
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Default Re: Genesis 1.29

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they shall be yours for food
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So why is it so bad to smoke weed????!??!?!
Because it has absolutely nothing to do with food dumbass

I LIEK GOT A DRIVURZ LISENCE UND THEY TULD ME I CUNNAT DROVE A TRAIN, WTF MAN???!I CUN DRIEV, I HAEV TEH PAEPRZ
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Old 2007-04-25, 16:57
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You sure it wasn't Genesis 4:20 you wanted?
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