Starting My Own Religion

[behindthemask]

I was thinking of starting my own religion. I was going to have a god named Notorious and he was going to be a god that didn't give a shit. He honestly doesn't care about us and couldn't care what we do. You must appease him though so he can eat at Mc Donalds in the form of an old Asian man. He demands chaos and fire as compensation for life. He brings life but better yet, he brings death. The ultimate adventure. Come join the ranks of Stronaws that will praise him and keep him alive as long as possible. For without him there will be no more new life and no more death. And without the end in sight there's no way to measure life. Life will become never ending torture. Become a stronaw today!

What do you guys think? Any new converts?

[SAMMY249]

I was banned from a zombie server by someone named Notorious go suck a cock.

[Rolloffle]

You'll see which religion is right when the God of Israel casts you forever into hell.

[behindthemask]

My new religions isn't doing so good... I better tell them if they don't worship notorious the world will virtually end!

[Kazz]

Originally Posted by Rolloffle

You'll see which religion is right when the God of Israel casts you forever into hell.

My my... how Christian of you.

[MasterPython]

In most Canadian provinces you need to have a large number of adherants before you can ordain people and be an official church.

[mindovermusic]

the ultimate religion is the one where to obtain salvation you must know about the religion and not believe it (or any religion)

[behindthemask]

So far I have 1 member which is myself. Damn...

[Starsword]

This religion sucks. A religion where you appease the god and he still doesn't care? Suck my butthole, Notorious.

[EvilJesus]

http://apath.org/creating_religion.html

Don't forget to read this page!

HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN RELIGION IN TEN EASY STEPS!