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2007-05-20, 17:21
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I have a curious question of the aftermath of the "End Times"
Alright the anti-christ dies,jesus christ comes on planet earth destroy's satan's army's,then becomes King of all Kings etc.. and 1,000 yrs of peace or whatever.Well what happens next after the "End Times" humanity is all united,living peace,and jesus sitting on his throne?
I mean if we think about it,well we need evil,without evil we would be so bored out of our minds that there wont be no point of doing anything really.
It would be kool like after the end times,and jesus becomes Emperor pretty much that we end up facing alien forces.Jesus rounds up army's to attack alien army's,and then humanity like expands it's empire conquering worlds and such.Then again god is pretty everything,so jesus would be attacking is own self,cuz he basically jesus is god in human flesh.I'm just fuckin confused wtf is supposed to happen after the "End Times"
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2007-05-20, 18:05
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: I have a curious question of the aftermath of the "End Times"
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.I'm just fuckin confused wtf is supposed to happen after the "End Times"
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Well according to the First Church Of George Lucas The Divine, there then follow 'THE ENDTIME 2- Return of the Whore Of Babylon ', 'THE ENDTIME 3-Rise of the profit' and the 'ENDTIME THE FINAL SOLUTION'.
Probably a boxed trilogy set too.
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2007-05-20, 18:07
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: I have a curious question of the aftermath of the "End Times"
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Originally Posted by kool-aid
.I'm just fuckin confused wtf is supposed to happen after the "End Times"
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Well according to the First Church Of George Lucas The Divine™ , there will then follow 'THE ENDTIME 2- Return of the Whore Of Babylon © ', 'THE ENDTIME 3-Rise of the profit ©' and the 'ENDTIME THE FINAL SOLUTION ©'.
Probably a boxed trilogy set too.
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2007-05-21, 20:37
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Re: I have a curious question of the aftermath of the "End Times"
From my understanding, it's 1000 years of jubilation. Essentially, party upon party upon party; nothing but celebration.
It's the period of time in which communism becomes viable not only on paper, but in reality. People give freely and survive on the restored paradise of nature: naked, happy, free, fed, loved. I imagine much music, dance, painting, and so on.
If partying like an animal for a thousand years and creating beautiful art in an atmosphere of love is your idea of boredom, what the hell excites you?
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2007-05-21, 23:08
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Re: I have a curious question of the aftermath of the "End Times"
Day 1 of Creation begins.
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2007-05-21, 23:49
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Re: I have a curious question of the aftermath of the "End Times"
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Originally Posted by Hexadecimal
From my understanding, it's 1000 years of jubilation. Essentially, party upon party upon party; nothing but celebration.
It's the period of time in which communism becomes viable not only on paper, but in reality. People give freely and survive on the restored paradise of nature: naked, happy, free, fed, loved. I imagine much music, dance, painting, and so on.
If partying like an animal for a thousand years and creating beautiful art in an atmosphere of love is your idea of boredom, what the hell excites you?
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So essentially it would be like the rave scene in the matrix only no impending robot apocalypse dangling over head...
Badass.
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2007-05-22, 00:35
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Re: I have a curious question of the aftermath of the "End Times"
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Originally Posted by FunkyZombie
So essentially it would be like the rave scene in the matrix only no impending robot apocalypse dangling over head...
Badass.
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Exactly, because doomsday has already passed and been thwarted. Awesome comparison you made, by the by. 
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2007-05-22, 00:38
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Re: I have a curious question of the aftermath of the "End Times"
Thanks.
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2007-05-22, 22:09
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For the Goldren Throne of Terra!
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I mean if we think about it,well we need evil,without evil we would be so bored out of our minds that there wont be no point of doing anything really.
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Why do you think evil is the only thing worth doing?
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Originally Posted by kool-aid
It would be kool like after the end times,and jesus becomes Emperor pretty much that we end up facing alien forces.Jesus rounds up army's to attack alien army's,and then humanity like expands it's empire conquering worlds and such.
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Suffer not the alien to live.
Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean.
It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself.

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2007-05-24, 15:26
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Re: For the Goldren Throne of Terra!
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Originally Posted by Twisted_Ferret
Suffer not the alien to live.
Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean.
It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself.

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That bit of poetic patriotism got me laughing. 
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