Dope POV of christianity

[Dendrin]

I had a strange idea which devoped into a rant and I inadvertently posted to SG in a moment of idiocy. I make no effort to correct anything. I've spent all my energy on this epic thesis of fucktarded theology.
Included are both previous threads.

Well I'm here doing nothing getting fucked up as usual.
and I developed a theory while showering the filth of work and old dope off me. Here goes.

My new theory is drugs are the Devil's Get Well Soon Hallmark card complete with wrapped and ribboned gift to humanity after the whole Eden business.....Like..."Sorry I fucked off your program...kinda like Oprah buying the whole audience new cars. But in a guilty "I fucked up somehow" kinda way. But at least he didn't didn't cross God and gets his liver torn out eternally like a certain former employee of God's. (see Prometheus)

Second part of said theory is that God got butthurt and mad and added the addictive/psychological/physiological destructive part to drugs....out of spite naturally.

Third part: The Devil is actually your well-meaning friend. But his rival...aforementioned "God" is always cramping his style and lacing his gifts to humanity...

Knowledge.....Death came with it....like a total vindictive chick/Indian Giver he took back his housewarming gift to Adam and Eve for their new crib: Eden and then sued them for undue stress and unlawful residence and loss of income for his prime real estate "Garden of Eden."

Drugs.....overall damage to your health both physically and mentally. Not to mention addiction and deterioration of both lifestyle and sanity...I have a sneaking suspicion he also made them hard or nigh impossible to obtain. All these effects rise on orders of magnitude with the amount of pleasure derived from that particular drug.

Sex.....you get unwanted kids and buttloads of pain and discomfort for the chick all through the pregnancy. And then there's also the menstrual cycle in said discomfort...And of course STDs for both parties involved.

Strong leaders that come once a generation to unite and reform the world....God turns them to insane and murderous dictators either before or after assuming power what with genocidal regimes....wholesale slaughter and whatnot....

That's my idea. Any thoughts,questions...additions,criticism...accusat ions of madness?