Athiests as a majority

[only black man in vermont]

This is what it would be like if the majority of people were athiests:

ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

[KikoSanchez]

LOL that was funny. Did you find this in one of those Christian propaganda pamphlets?? I'm almost crying it's so funny hahahaha.

[KikoSanchez]

Those 'athiests' sound like funny people. Atleast they're not making fun of atheists, not that it would offend me.

[23]

Atheism is not absence of morals.

It is absence of God.

[SilentMind]

Most ignorant thread of the day.

Congratulations.

[Pilsu]

Nah he got it exactly right. Gay men are become a very trendy living room ornament

[devilsadvocate]

ok pal...first off

1)bieng an athiest does not dictate that one has an absence of care for life,,,it just means theres an absence of god in your belief of life

2) thats a bit extremist what you said,and sounds very alien like to be described in any family life,,,a mother wouldnt change if she was athiest,she actually might want her son to smoke pot to an even less degree since she be more open to exploring what certain habits contribute to one health,and an willingness to question the pros and cons

3) you sir are the epitome of a ignoraneous

and o and i tip my hat off to you,i hope one day i can match the maturity that youve exampled -_-

[Prometheum]

Originally Posted by devilsadvocate

ok pal...first off

1)bieng an athiest does not dictate that one has an absence of care for life,,,it just means theres an absence of god in your belief of life

2) thats a bit extremist what you said,and sounds very alien like to be described in any family life,,,a mother wouldnt change if she was athiest,she actually might want her son to smoke pot to an even less degree since she be more open to exploring what certain habits contribute to one health,and an willingness to question the pros and cons

3) you sir are the epitome of a ignoraneous

and o and i tip my hat off to you,i hope one day i can match the maturity that youve exampled -_-

iawtc

[Q777]

The original poster probably got this off http://www.fstdt.com/ (Fundies Say the Darndest Things) or may be the original author.

[random_jew]

Are all believers of faith this naive or is this one an abnormality?