I was bent over the toilet bowl this morning, puking my guts out..

[jb_mcbean]

..and wondering why the hell I could smell tequila when I didn't drink any, when suddenly an inexplicable wave of serenity washed over me. Yes my friends, I have had an absolute moment of spiritual profoundness and clarity. A moment when I could actually feel Jesus inside me. I was about to turn around and ask the pervert to kindly get out of the bathroom, when I realised I just needed to shit.
Anyway spiritual profoundness and all that jazz, so if you to have been touched by an absolute moment of serenity whilst trying to piece together what happened last night then you to can share this wonderful moment with us in this new religious movement; "The Holy Church of the Spiritual Reconstitution Regurgitation and Aspirin of the Soul".

Here we do not base our religious order on the antiquitated methods of waiting for something to become so old it is eventually accepted as true, mostly because we can't remember what is actually true and what is not... We do not base our creation stories in mindless fairy tales but plant them firmly in a well known but much ignored science. It has been a well known fact for centuries that the less of last night you can remember the more likely it is that you have actually done something completely stupid. Taking this universal law and the recently discovered universal constant of the capacity for stupidity we have calculated that the universe was in fact created by a three day bender

So join us today and you may or may not recieve spiritual enlightenment 100% guaranteed.