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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Awkibo to your ignore list  
Old 2007-08-24, 23:29
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Default who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra

the way I see it is this.
Mothra's a giant moth, which is one of god's creatures.
jesus is just a dude witha beard, and an invisible magic man for a father.
Mothra would just crush his ass.

thoughts?
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  #2   Add Thunderhammer to your ignore list  
Old 2007-08-25, 00:37
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Default Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra

Godzilla appear, would side with jesus, then kill jesus.

End result = Godzilla wins.


Godzilla ALWAYS wins.
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Old 2007-08-25, 01:18
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Default Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra

Mothra.
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  #4   Add BrokeProphet to your ignore list  
Old 2007-08-25, 02:23
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Default Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra

Mothra hand down. Jesus never fought anyone.

On a side not.....both Jesus and Mothra have the SAME chance of being real. There is as much evidence for either.
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Old 2007-08-25, 05:22
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Default Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra

I liked the ones with Mecha-Godzilla.
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Old 2007-08-25, 05:39
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Default Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra

If Jesus was really who he said he was, then I don't think Mothra stands a chance.
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Old 2007-08-25, 05:42
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Default Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra

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If Jesus was really who he said he was, then I don't think Mothra stands a chance.
You do realize that Mothra is a giant frickin' moth, right?
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Old 2007-08-25, 08:41
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Default Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra

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You do realize that Mothra is a giant frickin' moth, right?
Jesus is the son of God.
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Old 2007-08-25, 13:01
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Default Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra

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Jesus is the son of God.
Oh snap!
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Old 2007-08-25, 16:37
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Default Re: who would win in a fight, Jesus or Mothra

I saw Jesus and The Super Best Friends defeat David Blaine. I have faith that Jesus can defeat Mothra.

Jesus will use his super carpentry skills to aid him in battle. He also has magical kung fu powers as evidenced by his bout with Santa Claus.
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