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Old 2007-08-26, 04:51
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"And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth: and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.

And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed.

And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men.

And deceiveth them that dwell on the earth by the means of those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.

And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.

And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

Here is wisdom, Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six. "


I wanted to let everyone know the solution to this problem. If this prophecy indeed becomes true, there is one way and only one way around receiving the mark of the beast and ensuring complete and total human survival.

Apparently people will be forced to have a veri chip implanted in their right hands. All stores will have electronic hand verification swipe pads, and your "$$$/money" will be stored electronically on government controlled computer hard drives. It is said that no man may buy, sell, or trade without first receiving the mark of the beast. In order to buy from a store, you must swipe your right had across a fingerprint scanner, similar to the way we use credit cards in the modern day.

The solution to this problem? Gangs of humans will band together and give away food, clothes, and shelter for free. If you grow your own food, make your own clothes and weapons, and give them away freely to your entire clan/gang, then you will have no use for the veri chip to be installed in your hand.

This is the ultimate solution to a problem that in my eyes is becoming increasingly more real the more time passes and I see where the world is going. The technology is already there - the veri chip has already been tried and tested in many countries.

Please spread the word to all your friends and family that are religious Christians so that we can beat the "devil" at his own game.

Let the games begin.
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Old 2007-08-26, 04:54
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Christians are going to be "raptured" before this happens..(so they say)
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Old 2007-08-26, 05:19
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veri-chip... very possible...the religious aspect?...not so much.

Lemme guess...the chip's going to have 666 on it too huh?

...calmdowndude.....
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Old 2007-08-26, 05:40
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Oh god...have they done a South Park episode on this kind of retardation? If they haven't they should.

Cos people like this are starting to bug me.
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Old 2007-08-26, 06:07
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Oh god...have they done a South Park episode on this kind of retardation? If they haven't they should.

Cos people like this are starting to bug me.
I hear ya man.

Personally I'm not a Christian, I am agnostic. But most of my family are devout Christians and they've been feeding me these stories my whole life.

Not really sure if its "true" or not. Most of the book we call "The Bible" are just guidelines for living a good life of peace and trying your best not to cause harm to others - which I agree with 100%.

If everybody was just peaceful, didn't steal from people, or get really greedy with oil bullshit and the like, the world would be a better place.

I was simply describing a way around this "story from the Bible."

This post was meant to be informative, not to push religious beliefs upon anyone.
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Old 2007-08-26, 09:03
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...I left alone,
my mind was blank.
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind!

What did I see,
can I believe,
that what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy?


do do DOooo!

Sigh, I couldn't help it.
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Old 2007-08-26, 09:13
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If everybody was just peaceful, didn't steal from people, or get really greedy with oil bullshit and the like, the world would be a better place.
True... but don't think one needs to have a Christian morality to be peaceful and not steal. What you say is true, but if everybody lived by Christian values that you manage to leave out, then I firmly believe the world most certainly would not be a better place.

This thread seems to be more anti consumer, than having anything to do with religion. You're saying the mark of the beast will be the veri chip? Honestly?

And like noted above... the Christians will already be saved by the time this happens. Although that'll be an interesting day... seeing as how heaven was not built to occupy so many Christians (they weren't really expecting the whole revelations process to take as long as it did... tsk tsk). Hell, maybe an inferno on earth won't be too bad once overpopulation and carbon emissions cause heaven to melt away in the sky!


PS... why's your name Cash stealer? This made me chuckle when you speak of not stealing to make the world better.
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Old 2007-08-26, 09:17
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The solution to this problem? Gangs of humans will band together and give away food, clothes, and shelter for free. If you grow your own food, make your own clothes and weapons, and give them away freely to your entire clan/gang, then you will have no use for the veri chip to be installed in your hand.

This is the ultimate solution to a problem that in my eyes is becoming increasingly more real the more time passes and I see where the world is going. The technology is already there - the veri chip has already been tried and tested in many countries.

Please spread the word to all your friends and family that are religious Christians so that we can beat the "devil" at his own game.

Let the games begin.
Sounds to me like you're advocating the creation of new-wave Amish-Christians. After all, in a subsistence system, you're not gonna be able to get ahold of the luxuries.

And really, this sounds ludicrous - you're suggesting that this is the beginning of the end times as foretold in Revelations through visions given to John - but you think that divine will, that is the DIVINE WILL not the devil, can somehow be thwarted with silly games.

If the only point is not receiving the Mark, I suppose that I can understand that, but if the version of the rapture as told by Christians of a certain mindset is true, then you've got a lot more serious things to be concerned with - like that fact that you're in line for eternal damnation.
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Old 2007-08-26, 15:24
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I hear ya man.

Personally I'm not a Christian, I am agnostic. But most of my family are devout Christians and they've been feeding me these stories my whole life.

Not really sure if its "true" or not. Most of the book we call "The Bible" are just guidelines for living a good life of peace and trying your best not to cause harm to others - which I agree with 100%.

If everybody was just peaceful, didn't steal from people, or get really greedy with oil bullshit and the like, the world would be a better place.

I was simply describing a way around this "story from the Bible."

This post was meant to be informative, not to push religious beliefs upon anyone.
Yeah, that's cool. But a lot of The Bible is a bit more than just a humanitarian collection of stories.
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Old 2007-08-26, 15:57
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PS... why's your name Cash stealer? This made me chuckle when you speak of not stealing to make the world better.
I chose this username when I was around 14 years old and first started visiting Totse. I was a frequent viewer of the "bad ideas" section and as a result I acted upon some of the "ideas" listed in that section.

I stole from a lot of people. And I paid the price and learned from my many mistakes as a kid. I dont do that type of stuff anymore, but I still have the same username from when I originally signed up at the site.
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