The Official Xtians Suck Thread!

[BrokeProphet]

This thread is designed to get out all those frustrations christian belief has brought.

Feel free however to tell everyone how you feel about all mystics and supernatural belief structures.

A few good hot topics include:

Jehovah's Witness health insurance = prayer alone.

The Inquistition and what it can do for me...

The Dark Ages AKA What happens when you murder all the smart people.

and join up for the Crusades now. God wants you. Buy God war bonds today.

[socratic]

Prosletyzing by Xtians sucks.

[double entendre]

^Proselytizing by atheists can suck too...

[pcranequin]

People who hate others just because they're Christians have serious personal issues.

[Lord. Better Than You]

I LOVE Catholics!

Edit: Just to clarify. When I say I love Catholics, I mean I love Catholic SCHOOLGIRLS. Buff tings.

[ViVe CUERVO]

There's hardly a need for a thread like this in this forum

[Obbe]

Religion is the opiate of the masses.

[Slave of the Beast]

The Vatican should make massive reparations to universities across Europe, in way of compensation for several centuries of scientific repression.

Originally Posted by Obbe

Religion is the opiate of the masses.

I thought that was supposed to eventually be decriminalized heroin abuse?

Ahem. Just pretend I didn't say that.

[Obbe]

Originally Posted by Slave of the Beast

I thought that was supposed to eventually be decriminalized heroin abuse?

No, no, legalized.

Use. Don't abuse.

Edit - Want a more in-depth explanation? Or to continue that other discussion?

[BrokeProphet]

Originally Posted by ViVe CUERVO

There's hardly a need for a thread like this in this forum

Really?

Where were you when they started the athiests suck thread?