Santa Claus: Have you accepted Him as your saviour?

[geekykiddo]

He is here, as He has been since the beginning of time.
He is benevolent, rewarding the Good and disappointing the Evil in the world. His tools of Purity and Wellwishing are the Gifts he carries; the Punishment and Reprimand he doles out are in Coal.
Many doubt his presence, but yet they are rewarded, for He requires not that the Good acknowlege his presence.

The Blasmephers of Evil denouce Him and portray Him as merely a figment of a man's imagination, but we, the enlightened, bask in His omnipresent existance, as it inspires us to a greater good. They say it is impossible for one man to deliver gifts to billions of people; how fooler they are, for He is powerful, and works in mysterious ways that are not of our concern.

Bewarned, Blasmephers, for He is making His list of the Naughty and the Nice, checking it twice, and before you know it, he will be coming to town. Seek redemption at His hands and be saved - it is not too late, for He is one of benevolent soul.

Santa Claus: hear His name, and accept Him as your saviour.

~Xorm

[Bleeding_Fetus]

Puh-rayz da lawd! Fo' he has given us 'owa puh-ros-paritah!

In San-tahz name!

[Howard.Stern]

Originally Posted by Bleeding_Fetus

Puh-rayz da lawd! Fo' he has given us 'owa puh-ros-paritah!

In San-tahz name!

AMEN Bruh-tha!

[Lord. Better Than You]

HALLELUJAH!

Scream Santa's name and feel his power!

But the youth today don't see Santa as "cool" for some reason.

They want rock and roll by the blasphemers.

So we must convert the world with:

Santan Rock.

Then they can understand that Santa IS cool.

[Thunderhammer]

Santa claus (or; Saint nicholas of myra, i believe) died - we even have his 'relics'.

So, Santa claus indefinately does not exist - the tales told to our children are ignorant lies!

Rise up little kids! Rise up!

[Lord. Better Than You]

Originally Posted by Thunderhammer

Santa claus (or; Saint nicholas of myra, i believe) died - we even have his 'relics'.

So, Santa claus indefinately does not exist - the tales told to our children are ignorant lies!

Rise up little kids! Rise up!

BLASPHEMER!

But it's okay. You just won't get any presents now.

That's what you get for being naughty.

[Thunderhammer]

Originally Posted by Lord. Better Than You

BLASPHEMER!

But it's okay. You just won't get any presents now.

That's what you get for being naughty.

Actually, you're the one blaspheming - You're refuting the existence of st nicholas's relics.

Heretic.

[BrokeProphet]

Originally Posted by Thunderhammer

Santa claus (or; Saint nicholas of myra, i believe) died - we even have his 'relics'.

So, Santa claus indefinately does not exist - the tales told to our children are ignorant lies!

Rise up little kids! Rise up!

Jesus Christ (or; THE SUN!!!, I believe) died - we even have his 'relics'.

So, Jesus Christ indefinately does not exist - the tales told to our children are ignorant lies!

Rise up little kids! Rise up!

[CatharticWeek]

In his knoweledge of your sleep
or your waking.
His understanding of your badness
or your goodness.
Be good or you'll burn.

Ho ho ho, amen.

[Ratbert]

Originally Posted by Thunderhammer

Santa claus (or; Saint nicholas of myra, i believe) died - we even have his 'relics'.

So, Santa claus indefinately does not exist - the tales told to our children are ignorant lies!

Rise up little kids! Rise up!

So he is the one and only GODS!






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