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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add shitty wok to your ignore list  
Old 2007-11-12, 01:06
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Goddammit my Wisdom teeth really hurt. What kind of intelligent being would give me useless teeth that only cause me pain?
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  #2   Add joecaveman to your ignore list  
Old 2007-11-12, 04:39
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Or create insects that glitch on light and fly into fire because they use the light of the moon to navigate?

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  #3   Add Surak to your ignore list  
Old 2007-11-12, 05:04
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Or internal organs that randomly explode to lethal effect without immediate medical care?

If humans were engineered by another sentient creature, that creature was a fucking idiot.
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Old 2007-11-12, 07:23
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Not to mention the myriad of vestigial biology.

Why would an intelligent designer give all humans tonsils which can be so easily infected and (for ease of living) need to be removed?
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  #5   Add joecaveman to your ignore list  
Old 2007-11-12, 07:41
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Or create an ostrich, what the FUCK?
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  #6   Add jackketch to your ignore list  
Old 2007-11-12, 09:46
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Because if a tooth was nerveless then you'd die from blood poisioning before you knew you had an infection?
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Old 2007-11-12, 23:30
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Because if a tooth was nerveless then you'd die from blood poisioning before you knew you had an infection?
^ Good answer!!! *cues applause*

shittywok, I feel your pain. I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted at the same time, and the pain that led up to their decision to remove them was enough to make me want to ram my head into a concrete wall because it would feel better to have a crushed skull that those throbbing teeth.

God doesn't care that your teeth hurt. Your dentist does. Demand that they pull them, at once!
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Old 2007-11-12, 23:45
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I thought you were supposed to put "" atop your post when you are being sarcastic.
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  #9   Add BrokeProphet to your ignore list  
Old 2007-11-13, 00:15
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Why would ID create the simplist of life forms first? Why would he create lifeforms that are more complex after that? And more complex after that? Why would this process of creation of simplest to complex (which is fact) take such an insanely long time?

Perhaps the ID were learning as it went and it's learning took an inordinate amount of time, which would take away intelligent and just leave design. Then we can just throw natural in front of it.
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Old 2007-11-13, 07:20
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to give physco dentists who love inflicting pain on young people jobs of course.
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