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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2008-01-03, 00:05
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Default Where are the Dinosaurs in the bible?

This question has been pestering me for the past few days. Anyone have an answer?
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Old 2008-01-03, 00:08
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Default Re: Where are the Dinosaurs in the bible?

http://www.answersingenesis.org/Docs/2.asp

Edit: Read the part titled, "What Happened to the Dinosaurs?" Gave me a few lulz
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Old 2008-01-03, 00:16
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Default Re: Where are the Dinosaurs in the bible?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!.....

Ok, now seriously.
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Old 2008-01-03, 00:37
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Default Re: Where are the Dinosaurs in the bible?

That's pretty much spot on.

A Christian that believes in the literal creation as described in Genesis, will say that the bible refers to them as the "Leviathan".

Of course, that's a pretty ridiculous claim since the description of the Leviathan does not fit any dinosaur we know, and even if it did, what about the thousands of other species that would be roaming around - all very different?

Not to mention the silly crap they believe... like they were all vegetarians initially, all friendly with humans, etc.
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Old 2008-01-03, 01:27
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Default Re: Where are the Dinosaurs in the bible?

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That's pretty much spot on.

A Christian that believes in the literal creation as described in Genesis, will say that the bible refers to them as the "Leviathan".

Of course, that's a pretty ridiculous claim since the description of the Leviathan does not fit any dinosaur we know, and even if it did, what about the thousands of other species that would be roaming around - all very different?

Not to mention the silly crap they believe... like they were all vegetarians initially, all friendly with humans, etc.
hundreds of thousands.
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Old 2008-01-03, 01:51
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Default Re: Where are the Dinosaurs in the bible?

hmm lets see the bible was written a few thousand years ago, and dinosaurs died a few million years ago.

hence no dinosaurs in the bible.

you couldnt figure that out yourself?

Last edited by killallthewhiteman; 2008-01-03 at 01:52. Reason: missed a key point
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Old 2008-01-03, 02:09
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Default Re: Where are the Dinosaurs in the bible?

Yeah but in the bible it tells how god created the world in seven days and on one of those days he created the first two people (adam and eve). Now, if during these seven days people were created, and if according to science and common sense people came AFTER the dinosaurs...

Does the bible mean to say that every species of dinosaur and every creature that has been proven to have existed before humans live and die in those few days? Are scientists, atheists, and the nazis just creating fossils, skeletons, and facts in a dark basement somewhere in an attempt to overthrow god?

No, I think that the bible should be relocated to the fiction section. But what do you think?
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Old 2008-01-03, 02:36
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Default Re: Where are the Dinosaurs in the bible?

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Yeah but in the bible it tells how god created the world in seven days and on one of those days he created the first two people (adam and eve). Now, if during these seven days people were created, and if according to science and common sense people came AFTER the dinosaurs...

Does the bible mean to say that every species of dinosaur and every creature that has been proven to have existed before humans live and die in those few days? Are scientists, atheists, and the nazis just creating fossils, skeletons, and facts in a dark basement somewhere in an attempt to overthrow god?

No, I think that the bible should be relocated to the fiction section. But what do you think?
It should be in a completely separate spiritual section with a lot of others. Most if not all of it shouldn't be taken literally
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Old 2008-01-03, 04:26
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It had a tail like a cedar tree....so its a BRACHIOSAURUS! What the fuck does that have to do with anything?! One tail like a Cedar Tree is the explanation of over 500 different species? Bullshit. And the phrase "He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. " Tail and stones here are obvious references to the giant's manhood. So many delusional apologists, so little time.


PS.  http://www.hmnh.org/images/archaeopteryx.jpg no intermediate species?
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Old 2008-01-03, 19:25
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Default Re: Where are the Dinosaurs in the bible?

Gen 2:8

'And God did create the dinosaurs, and saw that they were super-cool.'
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