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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2008-07-09, 15:36
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Default If God were human, what profession would he choose to practive?

Say god become a human and walked the earth as we do. Which profesion would he choose to practice to earn a living? He would likely take the position of judge, as that has been what all societies view god as being: a judge.

I don't believe he would be an inventor or creative writer. Religions may view god as the source of all creation but he most certainly is given this role because he has original juridiction to judge all men.
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Old 2008-07-09, 16:12
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Totalitarian dictator.
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Old 2008-07-09, 18:03
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Default Re: If God were human, what profession would he choose to practive?

The best answer to your question is another question: what profession do or would you practice? It is written, and truely I think, that "the kingdom of God is within you". More recently, but no less truely, it was written "I am God; thou art God; all that groks is God."

Prayer is simply a smaller portion of God communicating with the larger portion.
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Old 2008-07-09, 18:11
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The wise man in the jungle.
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Old 2008-07-10, 03:48
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God would be a pimp.

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Old 2008-07-10, 05:17
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Default Re: If God were human, what profession would he choose to practive?

If this thread were a different thread, what would it say?
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Old 2008-07-10, 18:07
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Default Re: If God were human, what profession would he choose to practive?

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Totalitarian dictator.
Assuming the poster just iosn't trying to be cute, this response reveals a deep ignorance of God, whatever you may conceive him/her/it/them/whatever to be.

We have all been given two great gifts--life itself and free will. We have the power to create our own reality even as we experience it. We do so by our choices regarding what we think, say, and do.

Sadly, many of us--out of fear and/or ignorance--fail to own this power, and prefer to think of ourselves as victims. In the final reality, at the Highest Level, there are no villains, no victims. We all get what we choose.
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Old 2008-07-10, 22:34
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We all get what we choose.
Infants with cancer?
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Old 2008-07-11, 03:47
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We have all been given two great gifts--life itself and free will.
Bullshit.
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Old 2008-07-14, 22:34
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Angry Re: If God were human, what profession would he choose to practive?

It seems George Burns is mysteriously absent from this thread.
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