Theory that I came up with, that makes more sense then "big bang"

[chucktaylor]

God is a giant ball of energy, which can convert portions of itself into adams, and use the remainder of that energy to do anything with those adams he wants. He converted a small portion into 5 dimensions. The first being heaven, 2 hell, 3 earth, 4, and 5 being parralell dimensions in the universe, where satan created greys, and reptillians. In the 3rd dimension, you cannot travel faster than the speed of light, so they would come here in the 4th, then switch to 3rd, causing them to appear to us. In the bible, it says a serpent tempted adam and eve to sin, but not a snake, which was interpreted. Maybe, maybe not, it was a reptillian, who tempted them. The 3rd dimension is ran by God, but satan can do things there, the 4th, and 5th by satan, but God can do things there. Satan had reptillians on earth, and mars, and dinosaurs lived alongside them. When God got pissed off about origional sin, ke kicked the reptillians off earth, and created the 3rd dimension, and put adam, and eve on earth. At the end of the world, satan will convert earth to the 5th dimension, and the reptillians will enslave the remaining humans who jesus did not take to heaven. Satan can convert adams to things, but cannot create adams, and is not more powerfull then God. There is an entire world history, using this theory that I came up with, but what do you think of this theory?

People who discuss their visions into other dimensions do no acknowledge the existance of the first and second, they see holy visions, but refuse to refer to them as related to God.