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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Chimro to your ignore list  
Old 2008-12-21, 04:39
Chimro Chimro is offline
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To the OP: Go to hell you pharisee bastard.

For everyone else: You really don't think you can trust a Jew do you? If you want to know what the "Jews" really believe, read the Talmud yourself.
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Old 2008-12-21, 05:21
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Given some of the quality of the fucking comments, it wouldn't surprise me if you don't bother with this thread anymore.

However, if you do, I got a serious question.

A friend told me that jews believe that god is unknowable and approach Him more mysteriously than Christians. He mentioned something about Christians praying for specific things, and jews being more vague, or not even asking at all, or something. Can you clarify or dispel this possible bullshit?
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Old 2008-12-21, 18:11
Ron Smythberg Ron Smythberg is offline
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Given some of the quality of the fucking comments, it wouldn't surprise me if you don't bother with this thread anymore.

However, if you do, I got a serious question.

A friend told me that jews believe that god is unknowable and approach Him more mysteriously than Christians. He mentioned something about Christians praying for specific things, and jews being more vague, or not even asking at all, or something. Can you clarify or dispel this possible bullshit?
Your friend is actually quite spot on. Where christians kneel and beg for "gifts from G-d", the Jews know that G-d is not some "santa claus" giving out free presents.

Jews know that any fruits of their efforts are a result of their own doing. They do not "thank G-d" for things that they have done themselves. It is illogical to them.

Yes G-d is unknowable. You cannot "become acquainted" with a life force that is so much superior then humans.

On the other hand sometimes it is necessary to thank G-d for when he steps in and intervenes for the betterment of man. Such is the reason Jews celebrate Hanukkah. G-d stepped in and saved his chosen.
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May the lights of Hanukkah usher in a better world for all The Chosen.
Hanukkah begins tonight. I wish all the Hebrews on totse a Happy Hanukkah!!!
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Old 2008-12-22, 02:49
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A friend told me that jews believe that god is unknowable and approach Him more mysteriously than Christians. He mentioned something about Christians praying for specific things, and jews being more vague, or not even asking at all, or something. Can you clarify or dispel this possible bullshit?
Jews hate the true god Jesus Christ, the god of the Jews is satan.
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Old 2008-12-23, 06:47
Hexadecimal Hexadecimal is offline
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so, i think alot of you goyim are confused as to what us jews actually believe in. so i am going to try an dispell some common mistakes an answer any questions you all have. i have been a jew my whole life. an while i have not always been a practicing jew, i feel that i am still more informed about this religion than most of totse.

so &t ask your questions an i will try an answer them to the best of my abilities.
If you're fairly versed in the OT, could you explain to &totse what the TNK really is?
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Old 2008-12-23, 22:13
Ron Smythberg Ron Smythberg is offline
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If you're fairly versed in the OT, could you explain to &totse what the TNK really is?

It is the three books of the Torah.

The T stands for "Torah" which means teachings or laws.

The N stands for Nevv'im which means "prophets" for the "book of prophets".

And the K stands for K'Tuvin mean writings, or psalms.

The Torah is arguably the most influential book in history. It's teachings, philosophy, and moral code is unsurpassed. Even the christians don't deny it's important and have even taken it as one of "their" books.

The fact is though that Judaism is really the only religion which follows this sacred text properly.


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Old 2008-12-24, 05:25
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The fact is though that Judaism is really the only religion which follows this sacred text properly.
Yeah, that must be why you serpents altered most of the Torah's laws when you wrote the Talmud.
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Old 2008-12-24, 06:42
Ron Smythberg Ron Smythberg is offline
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Yeah, that must be why you serpents altered most of the Torah's laws when you wrote the Talmud.
Oh why don't you just shut your hate filled mouth, you nazi-scumsucking weasel.
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Old 2008-12-24, 17:52
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sorry if this has already been asked but,

why are jews so fucking cheap to everyone but themselves?
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Old 2008-12-29, 00:00
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Oh why don't you just shut your hate filled mouth, you nazi-scumsucking weasel.
lulz....























https://www.totse.com/community/show....php?t=2126480

pretty sure this evidence is enough to declare Smythberg a troll.

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