Salting Lawns

Salting Lawns

by Fa'ad

Firstly this article is accurate, and if done correctly, the information in it could, but shouldn't necessarily be done.

What you gotta do is, you gotta get a lot of SALT. Plain table salt.

Next, I recommend dark clothes. If you have no dark clothes, they are available at masupply.com under ninja accesories or something. You shouldn't have trouble finding it.

Then you need someone to do this to. I reccomend...

Running From The Police

First off, I would like to say that running from the police is not a good idea to do. Resisting arrest or interfering with police business is actually quite a significant offense.

Okay, you've just commited a crime (shot someone's car with a pellet gun or some other stupid shit like that) and you hear cop sirens in the distance.

Boom! Your first instinct is to run away. Good idea. Try to choose areas where there are...

Radio Shack and Verizon

by sysinit

I am a Radio Shack employee. I hate Radio Shack, they charge way too much.

One time we threw away our stock of expired batteries. I asked my manager how do we afford to throw these away and he showed me for $3.98 worth of batteries, they only pay 38 cents. This made me sick and from that day on I have been anti Radio Shack. Anyways I am going to tell you how to get b codes and agent codes to switch your esn numbers...

Purses and Watches Pickpocketing Technique

by White Taipan

By White Taipan, [email protected] – May 26, 2003

To perform this unique strategy of pickpocketing people, basic knowledge of how to pickpocket is highly recommended. You must need to know what a pickpocket is and how a pickpocket mind works.

The first thing to do is find yourself a partner that you can share a high level of trust with. After all, you don't want one...

Prank Call Pickup Artist

by Kung Pow

Early in life at the age of 15 (back in the early 1980s) I found myself bored one night and decided to just make random crank calls.

Typical stuff like you might here from the jerkey boys. But after being bored and running out of material, I decided to see how long I could keep a Girl on the phone without here hanging up on me.

I have never been successful at meeting women in real time face to face...

Pool fun

by Long John Silver

First of all, you need know nothing about pools. The only thing you need know is what a pool filter looks like.

Second, dress casual. Preferably, in black. Visit your "friends" house, the one whose pool looks like fun!!) Then you reverse the polarity of his/her pool, by switching the wires around. They are located in the back of the pump. This will have quite an effect when the pump goes on. In other words. Boooooooooooommm!...

Pissing Off People in Cars

by Dr. Nitemare

In this file I will discuss the various techniques used by myself and companions to bring the susceptible driver to the point of actually leaving his car and chasing us.

When you were little, you may have done a neat trick called the Alaskan Rope Trick. If you haven't heard of it the procedure is simple, requiring only four or more people. On a roadside without streetlights at night, divide the people up...

Piss Off Drivers with Children's Toys

by Total Pyro

#1. Buy one of those nurf dart guns (preferably one with an ammunition chain) and about 25+ darts. You can Rip off the suction cups if you want to keep the darts but more damage (possably car crashes) can be accomplished with the cups on. Stand at a busy street corner and shoot at passing cars aim for the windows. If you have one of the chain guns shoot as many darts as you can with the suction cups on...

Pick Pocketing

by anonymous

Pick Pocketing:The Art of the Lift A man takes his wallet out and pays for a newspaper. He puts his wallet back and turns toleave when someone brushes past him muttering "Excuse me". its a crowded place so the man thinks nothing of it...at least until he's about to get into his car and notices his wallet is missing. He looks back to where he had been bumped, but the man is long gone. A woman stands on an esculator, watching...

Phun at Dinner

by Mr Mullins

Intro

Okay, by know you've probably read such files as 'how to have fun in K-mart' which are classics to dumb files such as 'how to terroize your neightbors' to hilarious files like 'how to have fun with your teacher.' Also before i start the body of my text file i would like to point out to all new users that phun and fun are the same thing so if i use both its because i'm typing fast.
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PRANK CALLING IS A MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chris

its 3 am on a friday and my friend ill call J said lets prank call your friend's mom.so we dial *67(to make the name on her caller id say 'blocked')then the rest of the number (RING)(RING)(RING)(RING()RING) (remember its 3 in the morning)

friends mom "hello"

me (i had a voice changer) "im in your backyard with a machetti..."

friends mom "its 3 in the...

Offend People at Electronic Stores

by clunt

so me and my friends are at Best Buy and this jackass is lookin at us cuz we were watchin his wifes tits when she bent over to fix her heel... what can i say they were nice fuckin tits! anyway hes pissin us off so we decide to get into our 'fuck it' atitude and do whatever we want, so we get to where the cameras are and ya know how their all up on the little things fer all to see and then people take digital pics of...

Nicotine Poison

by selion nixon

A lethal dose of nicotine is anywhere from 40 - 60mg depending on the person, the average cigarette's tobacco alone contains about 20mg.

how to make it:

1. Buy tobacco [cheap cigarettes or a pouch of pipe tobacco]

2. put tobacco in a jar [pyrex heatable container]

3. add an equal amount of rubbing or distilled alcohol preferably over 100 proof.

4. simmer and stir until...

Mutant Insects

by Jason Tyler

To start with, make a large cage (20' by 20' by 8' ??) out of chicken-wire that could hold in locusts or perhaps grasshoppers, preferably over grass or something similar to their natural habitat. Then gather up a few dozen of the species and place them in the cage. Leave them alone for a few weeks (or more) to generate, breed, populate, have sex, or whatever you call it while you call around and get a list of all the common pesticides/insecticides...

More Notes on How to Annoy Someone

by Shooting Shark

There are three things you need on someone in order to really annoy them. They Are:

1> Real Name (or at least family name)

2> Address

3> Phone #

How to get this data:

As The Rocker said in an earlier file, the loze will often post his home fone when he wants to trade wares. If he doesn't, leave him e-mail saying you have...