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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add PastorSehmish to your ignore list  
Old 2009-01-07, 12:41
PastorSehmish PastorSehmish is offline
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Greetings heathens,

If it hadn’t become an issue it wouldn’t have been an issue, but now it is…To me the question is simply do we have a perfect copy of the Word of God in our times. If you believe we have a mostly perfect copy or a pretty good copy your answer to the above question is no. My answer to the above is Yes. I happen to believe God has not left us without His word, and that means all His words. I believe the God who gave us His word is able to also preserve His word. I believe in the miracle of inspiration and I believe in the miracle of preservation.

The next question is if we have it where is it ? It can’t be all Bible versions because they are all different, some by little some by much. I believe God has given English speaking people a perfect Word of God in the King James Bible, because of the superior texts it was translated from and because of the superior translation methods that were used. I do not believe that the Wescott and Hort texts are better. They are recent discoveries and I for one do not believe God was waiting 1800 years to give us the true Bible. Nor can I accept that He was hiding this better manuscript in the Vatican ( does something smell fishy here…) and in the deserts of Egypt just waiting for the Laodecian church to find them. We already had the best manuscripts and they are the ones our King James Bible comes from. There are many excellent websites that go into detail about all this and you should visit there if you want to study the details.

Do I believe someone can get saved from another version ? Yes I do, in fact I believe you could get saved from a talking donkey if you told you enough true things. Of course four footed talking donkeys are not all that common…the two footed ones much easier to find. I am glad I did not receive the kind of education that taught me there was no true Word of God in our day…Pity those that did. Blinded by arrogant intellectualism and trapped now by their college loyalties they become evangelists in the cause of persuading others that they too have no reliable Word of God. What a sad situation. Professing themselves to be wise they have become fools…

God Bless,
Doctor Pastor Emeritus Wayne Sehmish
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Old 2009-01-07, 19:24
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One should question himself before he questions others. We search because we question and we find because we searched
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Old 2009-01-07, 19:53
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We can read all this on that website. How about starting a thread with fresh thoughts?
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Old 2009-01-10, 21:01
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Originally Posted by PastorSehmish View Post
I am glad I did not receive any real education, as is evidenced by the ignorant trollshit I puke onto threads in an almost compulsory fashion.
Fixed.
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Old 2009-01-10, 23:43
Corrupt_Nerd Corrupt_Nerd is offline
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Do what thou wilt All,

Try getting down to the roots of the Bible and study some Qabballa rather than the simple english version of the stories.

Here's a book that came with the Bible yet wasn't added onto the King James Version.

It is called the The Book of Formation or Sepher Yetzirah.

http://hermetic.com/texts/yetzirah.html

It was the basis of all Bible stories/works.

You can even try writing your own Apocrypha if you can truly master the Hebrew Qabballa and it's symbolical/esoteric Alphabet using this text.

Try checking out Liber 777 to make further correspondences to each of the letters and names of god. It's a great system of correspondences based on the Qabballa and other "Holy" works.

One of the reasons why not many people now about this is due to the fact that in the old days Rabbi initiates weren't supposed to study things such as this until they reached their 40's when many of the Jewish "mysteries" were revealed to them. Now a days anybody can simply go online and look it up.

If you don't want to write/formulate in Hebrew, you can check out my latest discovery, The Key of it All which is an English cipher (An Alphabet that attributes numbers and symbols to each of the letters.) based on a code solved from a book channeled ("Qabballa", the Hebrew word for "Bible" in Hebrew means "to receive") to Aleister Crowley by whom he calls the "Secret Chiefs" ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Chiefs ) entitled Liber Legis or in English The Book of the Law.


You can read my work here:

www.regulus93.blogspot.com


Love is the law,
Regulus

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Old 2009-01-13, 21:52
ArmsMerchant ArmsMerchant is offline
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Biblical scholars agree that the KJV is the least accurate translation of the Bible.

The OPost is, I think, egregious nonsense and I am tempted to close the thread. BUt NO--get thee behind me Satan--let the almighty word of GAWD be revealed unto us heathens, heretics, and apostates. Gimme that there rattlesnake, Clem, I BELEEVE. . . . . .

(Ouch--shit, damn them Jewish rattlers anyhow.)
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Old 2009-01-15, 22:04
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Sup heathens,

I will be making all my posts in My God in this manner. I am glad I recieved such quality education and was not turned into a donkey.

There is no god,

Dr. Pastor Emperor Prometheum III
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