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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2003-07-14, 19:19
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Hey guys instead of making hollow guesses try reading THE BIBLE I believe it is the leading source of information on this subject just remember to look at revelation symbolically since it is a vision and things in visions happen symbolically so therfore all that abou 7 plagues, 7 bowls, and 7 trumpets are the same thing from a different point of view and the suffering is spiritual not physical.

Also Whaziznaim u are a whack job read revelation and u will see that u are way off track.

The Scavenger
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Old 2003-07-15, 00:50
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"if the real jesus christ were to stand up today

he'd be gunned down cold by the cia"~the the
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Old 2003-07-15, 06:03
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Plagues=Biological Weaponry,

Trumpets=maybe Nukes

Bowls=You got me there.

Beast Mark, Computer Mind Control, Currency, and Tracking Chip

Anti-Christ=A false Jew who will try to corrup the world

Jesus=A real Jew who will help the world, and stop the discrimiantion of women (if you read the outtakes of the bible, there were Women Apostles and such) Women financed his ministry too.

Sadly most Christians don't look to the real Jesus at all for inspiration.
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Old 2003-07-15, 13:09
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quote:Originally posted by buddy dobbs:

From what I understand of Christianity, you guys believe Jesus will return some day. I am wondering, if he returns in the same way as he originaly came, an imaculant conseption(sp). In our modern day technology of abortion, What if Jesus got aborted? You think God would be realy pissed? This is actually a serious question, I am not trying to make fun of your religion.


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Old 2003-07-15, 20:01
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Keltoiberserker let me guess you've read the Left Behind Series. Well, let me tell you something what is in those books is entirely false. The plauges are spiritual in nature but are stated in a form that we can understand almost like an analogy take for example Revelation Chpter 16 and the plagues unleashed within that chapter.

1 Ugly sores=Spiritual Disease=False Religion

2 Sea of Blood=Persecution by Government and politics

3 Springs turn to blood= Sources of knowledge and truth corrupted

4 Scourched with fire=Judgement

5 Darkness= Miserable/Throne of Anti-Christ=Heart of Anti-Christianity-not actual person

6. Dried up Euphrates/Kings from east= Enemies of God's People

7. Severe Earthquake=Complete Judgement

It is symbolic not literal, Spiritual not physical.

Tell me if you want a little more depth into this subject or if you don't understand what I'm saying, I'll help u out.

The Scavenger
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