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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2003-08-24, 08:23
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quote:Originally posted by LupusPurpura:

The name of the judeo-christian god is Iehova (pronounced yehova) often Iehova calls "him" self Yememyemahan translated from hebrew I am who I am. there you go.
Mistranslation.

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Old 2003-08-24, 08:35
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I know a guy named richard...stands about 6'2", I'de guess around....250ish pounds....definatly a hard guy to miss....he has loveingly dubbed himself jesus....so...since jesus is god, richard is my gods name
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Old 2003-08-24, 14:49
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Old 2003-08-24, 15:09
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His Names Are Legion.

Lemmy has to be one of them though. What a fucking band.

To be honest; Chaos (I think that's about the same as saying 'physics').
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Old 2003-08-24, 15:19
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76. 4 6 3 8 A B K 2 4 A L G M O R 3 Y X 24 89 R P S T O V A L. What meaneth this, o prophet? Thou knowest not; nor shalt thou know ever. There cometh one to follow thee: he shall expound it.
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Old 2003-08-24, 15:20
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JCS1...wrong. Sorry bro. Read it or ask someone who knows about the bible. Yes the bible! Before they "removed" names and such.


The Bible (White Horsemen: minds that mount this literalism) is a "Perverted Compilation" of Knowledge teachings on how the universe works.

The Bible was commissioned by the Autocrat Emperor Constantine to consolidate the many warring sects ("Followers" of great men not their teachings) that were tearing Rome apart. Two Christian Popes were murdered to do this.

This commissioning setup a ... "Wholly Roman" Universal Educational Facility (Holy Roman Catholic Church/ Bible) in a Mind Control System of Fear, Guilt, Ignorance and Vanity producing Subjects of Hypnotist (Blind obedience to Authority) – Believers, which carry HIERARCHY of Autocracy (Great god ALL-Mighty/ name/ caesar), Terrorism (Heaven or Hell Judgment Threat to conform) and Ignorance (god/ caesar knows all so your thoughts don't count, so heed and think what HE (caesar/Authority says).

This system worked so seductively well on the Mortal #666 Mind that once it started it couldn't be stopped.

Trough this Control over the Mind (of Man) IN Hierarchy of self judgment, extortion and competition of who could be more (or less) Divine, the quest in imagination and science, emerged in mans consciousness bringing forth the technologies we have today. Other wise Man would still be in little tribes, rather than Nations PROVING their god name can beat the shit out of any other god name as per the names' definition of Separateness of the Great "All"-Powerful ... OZ – Don't look behind that curtain (belief, glass colored darkly)!!!.
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Old 2003-08-25, 10:25
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What the?? That's quite a bit of crapp that you just posted there...JCS1. And where in the hell did you find such jibberish? Anyway, all of what you just copy and pasted here was man's own idea of what the Bible is, or what it means. Not what God inspired them to write.

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Old 2003-08-26, 00:12
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YHWH ASR YHWH- he will be who he will be.

this was derived from the original name written down by moses who said it was god. it was changed though because in hebrew the y represents he, the original was supposed be "i will be who i will be", by saying god's name you would be using a pronoun referencing yourself though, in reality calling yourself god.

hebrews frowned upon this, so according to moses the actual name that god to referred to himself as was...

AHYH ASY AHYH

exodus 3:14 is another forced mistranslation

"And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you."

in exodus 3:12

"And he said, Certainly I will be with thee; and this shall be a token unto thee, that I have sent thee: When thou hast brought forth the people out of Egypt, ye shall serve God upon this mountain"

i will be part in exodus 3:12 is written AHWH, the same as it is written in 3:14, which for no reason mentioned is changed to i am.

most likely because i am sounds more eternal than i will be.

i also think the guy that came up with "bob" knew this as well, because no matter how it is translated, or transliterated, or even if it is written backwards it is the same.

the hebrew language is very interactive within itself.

if you spell YHWH from top to bottom in hebrew characters, it resembles a human body,

"So God created man in His own image"

[This message has been edited by IzzyReele (edited 08-26-2003).]
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Old 2003-08-26, 03:10
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Further suggestions:

Abba

Abonsam

Absolute

Ada

Adelphia

Adonai

Afra

Aglibol

Agni

Ahriman

Ahura Mazda

Ahuramazd

Akongo

Aksobhya

Ala

Alatangana

Alfalfa

All Light All Darkness

All Soul

Allah

Allmighty

Alochem

Alpha and the Omega

Amaterasu

Amaterasu-Ohmikami

Amerissis

Amitabha

Amma

Amoghasiddhi

Amon

Amora

Anat

Ancient of Days

Anuket

Aondo

Apap

Aphrodite

Arebati

Aries

Arion

Asase Yaa

Ash

Asherah

Ashtoreth

Aslan

Astarte

Astrea

Ataa Naa Nyongmo

Atete

Athena

Atum

Augusto

Augustus

AUM-EN-RA

Babaji

Balaji

Bast

Bes

Bhaga

Bithala

Bob White

Brahma

Brother

Bumba

Cagu

Cghene

Cha Ara

Chi

Coach

Conflict

Conquering Lion of Tribe of Judah

Cosmic Consciousness

Creation

Creator

Creator of The Universe

Death

Deidad

Demeter

Deprivation

Desire

Despotas

Déu

Deus

Deva

Devi

Dios

Discipline

Discord

Divine

Durba

Duty

Edeke

Ehyeh Asher Ehyeh

Ekanetra

EKNATH

El

El Hai

Eloah

Elohim

Elohim El Elyon

Elohim El Olam

Elohim El Roi

Elohim El Shaddai

Energy

Enki

Enlil

Enoch

Enundu

Eos

Epimetheus

Eurynome

Eve

Everlasting God

Everyone

Father

Father of Lights

Father of my Father

Fidi Mukullu

Fire

Freya

Ganesha

Gaunab

Gauri Matta

Gautama

Gayatri

Geb

Gibini

God

God Almighty

God Most High

God Sees

Gott

Grand-father

Grand-mother

Great Mother

Great Spirit

Ha Shem

HaShem

Hadad

Hades

Hanuman

Hao

Hari

Harmony

Ha'shem

Hathor

Hatred

He Who Has No Name

Health

Heh

Hehet

Hemantadevi

Hiranyagarbha

Holy Trinity

Hu

Huang Ti

I am

Imana

Inanna

Infinite

Infinity

Io mataaho

Io matangaro

Io matanui

Io matua

Io matua te kore

Io nui

Io roa

Io take take

Io te pukenga

Io te toi o nga rangi

Io te wananga

Io te whiwhia

Ishi

Ishtar

Ishwara

Isis

Itonde

Jah

Jahmanjah

Jave

Jehovah

Jesus Christ

Jove

Joy

Jupiter

Justina

Ka Tyeleo

Kali

Kalisia

Kalunga

Kalyopee

Kartikeya

Kek

Keket

Khnum

King of All Kings

King of Heaven

Kotisri

Krishna

Kronos

Kuan Yin

Kuladevata

Kurios

Kwoth

Kyumbe

Lakshmi

Lao-Tzu

Legba

Lesa

Libanza

Life

Light of the World

Light of Light

Logos

The Listener to the space between words

Loki

Lord

Lord God

Lord of Hosts

Lord of the Universe

Lord our Master

Love

Lover

Ma Kiela

Maat

Mahaveera

Maiterya

Manjushri

Masri

Mbomba

Mbongo

Mbotumbo

Meresger

Michael

Minerva

Mizu-Ha-No-Me

Money

Mother

Mother of God

Mukulumncandi

Mungu

My Creator

Na Ngutu

Nana

Natural Order

Nature

Naunet

Ndaula

Necessity

Neith

Nekhbet

Nephthys

Ngai

Niamye

Nut, Mother of rebirth

Nyame

Nzambi

Oak

Odin

Oduduwa

Ogiuwu

Oi

Omichle

One

Onuris

Ophion

Orunmila

Osanobua

Osho

Ostara

Our Father

Oversoul

Padma Sambhava

Pain

Pallas Athena

Paramatama

Parvati

Patar

Pavan-Suta

Pemba

Pestilence

Phyi-sGrub

Poseidon

Powers That Be

Prime Mover

Prince of Peace

Prometheus

Providence

Ptah

Queen of Heaven

Quetsalquatl

Quintessence

Ra

Radha-Krishna

Rain

Raluvimbha

Rama

Ramakrishna

Rastafari

Ratnasamhava

Ratri

Reason

Rubanga

Sa

Sarasvati

Sati

Satyanarayana

Sekhmet

Self

Shaddai

Shankpana

SHEKINAH

Shiva

Shiva Baba

Shri Rama

Shu

Sia

Sister

Sky

Son of Air

Sovereign Lord

State

Success

Suchinito

Suffering

Suku

Sun-Teleia

Supreme Being

The Supreme Fascist

Takkiraja

Tar

Tara

Te Kore

Tefenet

Theos

Thor

Thunor

Thy Maker

Toro

Torout

Truth

Tsunigoab

Tzevaot

Umvelinkwangi

Universal Mind

Unkulunkulu

Un-nameable One

Unumbote

Vairochana

Vaivasvata Manu

Vajrasattva

Vayu

Venilateshwer

Venkatachalapath

Venkateshwara

Vighneshwer

Vinayail

Virat

Vishnu

Vishwa

Waka

Wakan Tanka

War

Water

Weri Kumbamba

Wind

Woden

Ya 'Aahad

Ya 'Aakhir

Ya 'Aazalee

Ya 'Aallah

Ya 'Aawwal

Ya 'Aadil

Ya 'Azeez

Ya 'Azeem

Ya 'Alim

Ya 'Ali

Ya Ba'eeth

Ya Baaqiy

Ya Baari

Ya Barr

Ya Baseet

Ya Basir

Ya Batin

Ya Fatih

Ya Ghaffaar

Ya Ghanee

Ya Ha'iy

Ya Hadi

Ya Hafiz

Ya Hakim

Ya Hakim-al-Mutlaq

Ya Halim

Ya Hameed

Ya Haqq

Ya Hasib

Ya Hatim

Ya Jaami

Ya Jabbar

Ya Jaleel

Ya Jameel

Ya Kareem

Ya Khabeer

Ya Khafeez

Ya Khalaaq

Ya Lateef

Ya Majid

Ya Malik

Ya Malik-al-Mulk

Ya Manee'

Ya Mannaan

Ya Mateen

Ya Mu'akhherr

Ya Mu'idd

Ya Mubdee

Ya Mughnee

Ya Muhayim

Ya Mujeeb

Ya Mukeed

Ya Mukhbeer

Ya Mumeed

Ya Mumeen

Ya Muntaqim

Ya Muqaddeem

Ya Muqsit

Ya Muqtadir

Ya Musawwir

Ya Muta'alee

Ya Nafi'

Ya Noor

Ya Qadeer

Ya Quddos

Ya Ra'oof

Ya Rabb

Ya Raffee

Ya Raheem

Ya Rahmaan

Ya Raqeeb

Ya Rasheed

Ya Razzaaq

Ya Saboor

Ya Salaam

Ya Samee'

Ya Sammad

Ya Shaakir

Ya Shahid

Ya Shakoor

Ya Tawwab

Ya Waahid

Ya Waarith

Ya Wadood

Ya Wajeed

Ya Kabeer

Ya Muhyee

Ya Mutakabbeer

Ya Qawee

Ya Qayyoom

Ya Quahhar

Ya Wahhab

Ya Wakeel

Ya Walee

Ya Walee al-Ahsan

Ya Waliy

Ya Wasi'

Yah

Yahweh

Yahweh Adonai

Yahweh Elohim

Yahweh Elohim Israel

Yahweh God of Israel

Yahweh Jireh

Yahweh Maccaddeshcem

Yahweh Nissi

Yahweh Our Banner

Yahweh Our Commander

Yahweh Our Healer

Yahweh Our Peace

Yahweh Our Provider

Yahweh Our Righteousness

Yahweh Our Shepherd

Yahweh Roi

Yahweh Ropheka

Yahweh Sabbaoth

Yahweh Shalom

Yahweh Shammah

Yahweh Tsidkenu

Yaro

Yemekonji

Yezdan

Yogananda

Zarathustra

Zeus

Zurvan

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Old 2003-08-27, 01:17
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Why did you bother writing this huge name list?

Anyways, I don't think God is human so why would we give a name to it? God is God. Its the most powerfull thing in the universe (well, this is what the Bible is about).
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