A theological paradox

L3d3ni · #1 2003-09-06, 01:31

My dad thought of this:

God impregnated the virgin Mary and she gave birth to JC. Right? Right.

But if the impregnation was sinless (IE no intercourse or ejaculation), why was Christ a man? It would make far more sense for him to be a girl since the only chromosomes involved were Mary's. Right?

#2 2003-09-06, 01:58

The guys writing the story didn't know what a chromosome was, dude.

And the messiah couldn't be a woman. Then she'd be distracted from her duties by shopping and construction workers slapping her ass.

*What Flames May Come*

momentia · #3 2003-09-06, 02:39

Jesus was a boy because God wanted him to be a boy. God can do anything, including but not limited to making rock layers magically age. If you're not willing to blindly accept the awesome, all-powerful one God... Okay, I ran out of sarcasm.

RedMoPho · #4 2003-09-06, 02:57

Quote:

quote:Originally posted by L3d3ni:

...God impregnated the virgin Mary and she gave birth to JC...

as in Stanton?

Wings Of Azrael · #5 2003-09-06, 03:49

God need merely say 'be' and it is. Speculate not on the Christ(pbuh), as you are only furthering your future chastisement.

#6 2003-09-06, 05:19

I'm quaking in my boots, really and truly.

And now I'm going to go drink a ton of bourbon, eat bacon by the handful, and hug a bunch of Jews. Just to piss you off.

Wings Of Azrael · #7 2003-09-06, 05:25

If you could you speed up your chastisement I am sure you would, but you have an appointed term. Wait for you term to be over, then let the torment begin.

MrEricSir · #8 2003-09-06, 05:46

I wonder what it feels like to have sex with a deity? I should try it sometime.

Wings Of Azrael · #9 2003-09-06, 05:59

There is only one deity and that is God. And hopefully when you see Him, it will be right before He smites you. Ignorant Ass. Why don't ya just head down to your local trailor park and get smashed and think of some more stupid fucking questions.

Lokil · #10 2003-09-06, 06:22

There is no explanation when you hear 'by the power of the Holy Spirit' If you are needing logic to explain faith, why do you even bother capitalizing the word Christ?