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Old 2003-09-06, 04:39
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According to Genesis, God created (amoung other things) animals, man, woman, and plants. In what order did the creation take place? Also, speaking of this God fellow, what is his exact name? Read Genesis 1 and 2 to find out!

Anyone know?
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Old 2003-09-06, 05:14
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It doesn't say his name in my copy of the Tanakh. Traditionally I've heard him called Jehovah, but some sects used the term Jabulon.
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Old 2003-09-06, 05:27
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quote:Originally posted by Armed&Angry:

It doesn't say his name in my copy of the Tanakh. Traditionally I've heard him called Jehovah, but some sects used the term Jabulon.
Yeah, it depends which one you're reading.
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Old 2003-09-06, 06:43
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The exact name has been lost for a longer time than christianity has been around. Anyways im glad it is, too many idiots nowdays would misuse it.
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Old 2003-09-06, 06:44
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Apparently, it's impossible to know his real name.

If you did know it, and said it, your head would explode.

I do believe it's plants, animals, man, woman.
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Old 2003-09-06, 19:00
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I heard it was Jabulon because Ja, Baal, and On were all powerful pagan gods in and around Canaan, and the Jews kinda copped them.
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Old 2003-09-06, 23:10
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I do believe it's plants, animals, man, woman.
Is it? Go read Genesis chapter 2 and double check that one for me, okay?
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Old 2003-09-07, 00:12
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Acctually according to traditional stories and some hidden Torah/Talmud stories speaking the true name makes you accend straight into heaven. To directly consult

G-d on any matter you chose. Or as in some stories of lilith it makes you just plan fly.
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Old 2003-09-07, 01:45
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Look, it's not in my goddamn bible, just tell me.
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Old 2003-09-07, 05:46
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Its plants animals man woman. Pretty simple really.
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