Way to go, Jesus! (Never thought I'd be posting THAT!)
If I were God, I'd be a trifle miffed over all the lies written about me in the Bible. Then again, God doesn't get miffed--part of godhood and all.
But that "I am a jealous god" stuff--gimme a break. Why not just have him say "I am a petty, vindictive, small-minded chickenshit god" and be done with it.
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