SATAN!!!

[giftkeeper]

Honestly i believe satan can be fucking any body because i dont believe hell exists at all. we are all in a hell of sorts. i mean come on were else can you put a baby in a microwave and laugh at it? this is just an example to drive my point home! do you really think there is a satan?! what does he look like?!

[ArmsMerchant]

Why do newBs ALWAYS!!! post thread titles in all caps and with exclamation points?

Maybe the devil makes them do it.

Nah, they're just ignorant. Ignorant and lazy.

Ignorant and lazy and barely worthy of contempt.

Oh, and let's not forget semi-literate.

[L3d3ni]

I don't think there is a satan. Rather, I think we all have satan in us.

[TigerJK]

Is there a Satan?

Is there a Frodo Baggins?

[Direckshun]

quote:Originally posted by giftkeeper:

Honestly i believe satan can be fucking any body because i dont believe hell exists at all.

Interesting.

But I don't know how disbelieving in Hell has anything to do with Satan's sex life.

quote:Originally posted by giftkeeper:

we are all in a hell of sorts.

Bad moods, difficult positions, impotent dreams...

These things do not equal Hell, by any stretch of the imagination.

So I gotta disagree with you there.

quote:Originally posted by giftkeeper:

i mean come on were else can you put a baby in a microwave and laugh at it?

Satan doesn't work this obviously.

Satan's ethics of "good" and "bad" are unknown to us. Satan measures his actions by "Godly" and "not-Godly," meaning that everyting that is apart from God is in Satan's realm, since he's the most powerful non-Godly force there is.

quote:Originally posted by giftkeeper:

do you really think there is a satan?! what does he look like?!

I do.

There's absolutely no way to tell what exactly Satan looks like. His existence presents a sort of lax paradox - he was originally a Godly instrument that severed any and all Godliness. So what does he look like? Who knows. What can he look like? To us, anything.

[pantagruelist]

ok, as i understand it "satan" was the great deciever. so named because his power existed only in the minds of men. he was/is created in thought. erroneous thought that's all.

don't be afraid of your own power. people do really stupid things through ignorance not evil. spend some energy seeking the ultimate reality rather than wasting your time on this fallacy.

[lannibis02]

satan is everywhere....... im satan! CAREFUL... hes under ur keyboard... o wait, there he is behind that picture! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR UR LIVES, no matter, ull NEVER ESCAPE...

~hah, hope i got sum1 a little paranoid at least... muahaha (satanic laugh)

[Direckshun]

You're scaring me, lannibus.

Probably not the way you mean to, but you are, nonetheless.

[---Beany---]

Satans just a wopping excuse for the ignorance of mankind.

[Recidivist]

God and Satan both represent different aspects of humanity as conceptualized by a wandering tribe of Arabs about 5000 years ago. Everyone is therefore satan and god, to an extent.