I imagine Jesus would look like this.

[L3d3ni]

http://www.alchemicalwedding.com/drawings/intol.htm

You have made a powerful enemy this day.

I kid, I kid. Actually, according to the Slavonic Josephus or the writings of the Ebionites - I forget which - Jesus was a hunchback who frightened children. See, gang, this is why I love reading history, you learn all these neat facts.

[pantagruelist]

you are woefully misinformed. that is clearly our beloved tony blair.

[L3d3ni]

quote:you are woefully misinformed. that is clearly our beloved tony blair.

Heh... I knew it looked familiar.

Anyway, where are all the bible thumpers to punish me for blasphemy?

Where are all the religious fanatics to declare Jihad on my ass?

Where are all the God-fearing folk to promise me fire and brimstone?

I need to piss someone off today. It's on my "to do" list.

Come on, people! I'm Satan incarnate! Burn me at the stake! *makes a horns gesture with hand*

[Wings Of Azrael]

You shall taste the scourge of your tasteless words about Christ Jesus(pbuh). May you gorge yourself on molten treasures.

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[ArmsMerchant]

quote:Originally posted by L3d3ni:

Heh... I knew it looked familiar.

Anyway, where are all the bible thumpers to punish me for blasphemy?

Where are all the religious fanatics to declare Jihad on my ass?

Where are all the God-fearing folk to promise me fire and brimstone?

I need to piss someone off today. It's on my "to do" list.

Come on, people! I'm Satan incarnate! Burn me at the stake! *makes a horns gesture with hand*

Maybe no one thinks you're worth the bother.

[eBlip]

quote:Originally posted by L3d3ni:

http://www.alchemicalwedding.com/drawings/intol.htm

oh so you mock jesus........

this is what can happen to those unfortunate ones who mock jesus......

im sorry....but your ignorance will turn the wheel of samsara .....and this will be the outcome....... www.goatse.cx

[GodisFake]

Jesus, son of Joseph, born and raised in the small, rural Middle East village of Nazareth two millennia ago, never wrote a WORD, at least none that happen to survive. Accounts of his life are to be found only in the New Testament -- accounts which are anything but objective reports on events -- while only passing notice is given in other historical references, like the dead sea scrolls. Those Biblical accounts, indeed, were recorded long after his death through second or third, and even fifth hand recollections of, by then, old men reflecting back on their youth, and adding things as they saw fit! So one might realize your not really reading the word of anyone but an old mans fantasy.

Still, despite the certainty of distortion and the obvious exaggeration of mythical elements, despite revisions in translation and alterations through the centuries to conform to the needs of contemporary church authorities -- despite these potential traps,

people are still going to believe what they want. To this I say who is the bigger fool......the fool himself, or the ones who follow him.

Go in Bliss my friend, and don't step on any of my molten treasures.

[Wings Of Azrael]

The Noble Quran also has recorded deeds, and sayings of Prophet Jesus the Christ(pbuh).

[GodisFake]

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"The Noble Quran also has recorded deeds, and sayings of Prophet Jesus the Christ(pbuh)."

The Quran talks about him, and states things he said according to the person whom wrote it, after the person before him wrote it, after the person before him wrote it. Get the point, well I doubt it because Your view of Reality, seemingly modern and sophisticated, is stained with ancient, myth-based misconceptions. As you grew through childhood, you learned to see life that way from your cultural environment. You absorbed fallacies and artificial assumptions presented as facts. You were indoctrinated to accept beliefs as though they described Reality, when they actually distort your perception of it!! Having learned those lessons well, you carry the inner conflict, self doubt, fear, and pain inherent to people believing in something that is not there.............God, or cartoons for that matter.