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2003-12-24, 07:19
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Why? Why you ask?
Because He's so fishdamned ugly. Just look at this motherfucker.
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Anybody who joins the cult of The Ugly Fish shall be spared, and sent to Fishy Heaven.
All Hail the Magnificant Ugly Fish! Huzzzah!
[This message has been edited by Shadow88 (edited 12-24-2003).]
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2003-12-24, 08:52
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No longer in Camelot it is a silly place
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Huzzah! The Ugly Fish's judgment cometh, and that right soon.
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2003-12-24, 09:54
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hehe, cult of the ugly fish...
here, fishy, fishy, fishy....
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2003-12-24, 10:02
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Hamilton, New Zealand
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Hey... makes as much sense (if not more) than christianity. Sign me up!
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2003-12-24, 10:35
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In the name of Tatar Sauce, Chips, and the Holy Shrimp, Amen.
Today we have come together to praise, celebrate and listen to the word of our God, Ugly Fish. Today’s reading is from the Holy Gospel according to Mick Jagger.
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quote:Originally preached by the Prophet Mick Jagger:
“He is the divine ruler. He is the ultimate creation in Ugliness. He will forever flop at the top, above of all his fishy foes, and whomever hunts Him shall be vanquished. As the fertilized eggs of His breed have come before us and assured us a place in Heaven, the image tags and gratuitous use of His Lordship will continue to see our rise above those poor souls who have strayed from the path of Fish. The Lord our Fish is forgiving, and those who have strayed to the path of the Devil, the dark arts of fishing, will be accepted into His fishy kingdom when they realize the error of their ways. The Great Ugly Fish shall continue to defeat all who oppose him, armed with the sexiest High Priestess and, an Army of Fish Hunter Hunters, and the evilest Chip Underlord Totse has to offer, and will make sure that His faithful remain at the top of the mantle in viewing the Ugliest Fish in all of His creation.”
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Now that you have heard the word of our Saviour, go and spread it to all you meet. And may forever the image of our beloved God stay etched in your brain.
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Praise the Lord!
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2003-12-24, 13:57
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Norway
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I'm in. :)
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2003-12-24, 18:41
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The frayed ends of sanity.
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Ahhhhh, he's so damned ugly he's cute. Count me in!
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2003-12-24, 21:18
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Shit, I had fish sticks today, I'm not sentenced to live a life of eternity in Ugly Fish Hell am I?!
Oh holy Ugly Fish, spare me!
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2003-12-24, 23:26
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Lovley:
Shit, I had fish sticks today, I'm not sentenced to live a life of eternity in Ugly Fish Hell am I?
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Repent, and thou shalt be saved!
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2003-12-25, 01:10
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I will join the ranks of the DARK SIDE and fish you all to death! *holds up upside-down wooden fish in defiance*
The only fish I worship is BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS! All hail the magical singing fish!
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