Questions on how God cant exist.

[paintballpunk]

1)How did God come to be? How did he get here?

2)There isnt any proof that he exists to date.

3)If God created Adam and Eve, and they were the people that started humanity, arnt we all inbred then?

4)It says in the Bible that Adam and Eve had 2 boys, but Cane went off and found a ladt and they had kids. Where did this ladt come from and if its another one of Adam and Eves kids, that fucking your sister.

5)Same thing with Noah and his family and all the animals.

6)If we are all Gods childen, why is Jesus so special and more importante?

7)If God loves us all so much no matter what we do, why would he let us burn in hell for all eternity?



8)Why are Christians so gay?

9)Why to Christians waste their life away at church?

10)Why is God such a stupid fucked up loser that he would do these things to people?

1)How did God come to be? How did he get here?

2)There isnt any proof that he exists to date.

3)If God created Adam and Eve, and they were the people that started humanity, arnt we all inbred then?

4)It says in the Bible that Adam and Eve had 2 boys, but Cane went off and found a ladt and they had kids. Where did this ladt come from and if its another one of Adam and Eves kids, that fucking your sister.

5)Same thing with Noah and his family and all the animals.

6)If we are all Gods childen, why is Jesus so special and more importante?

7)If God loves us all so much no matter what we do, why would he let us burn in hell for all eternity?

8)Why are Christians so gay?

9)Why to Christians waste their life away at church?

10)Why is God such a stupid fucked up loser that he would do these things to people?

1. God was always there idiot.

2. there isn’t proof he exists to date, well no shit, but there is no prove that he doesn’t exist now is there dipshit?

3. Sure, than we all are.

4. whats your bloody point? He found a woman, God probably made her separately

5. point being……?

6. You must be the Dumbest person I here, Jesus is GOD not a child dipshit! OMG you noob! FATHER SON AND HOLY SPIRIT the TRINITY THEY ARE ONE! DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH, THAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU LEARN! AND IF BEING GOD WASN’T ENOUGH, HE NEVER SINNED!

7. because it is deserved, he gave fair warning, and it pains him to see us burn in hell, but God is infallible, so he cannot exempt the decree.

8. You don’t know every Christian in the world dipshit, so Shut the fuck up

9. its not a waist, its one hour a week, where they take time to think and reflect over their lives, another idiotic question, btw have you ever been to church?!

10. He doesn’t do things to people, people have free will, another thing you learn when you’re in preschool, so what we do we do to ourselves, its laws, just like when you cut yourself, you don’t say “God is doing this to me” physics is. Now shut the fuck up and sit down bitch.

You are an idiot, I can’t believe you asked this question

[vogerg]

quote:Originally posted by paintballpunk:

1)How did God come to be? How did he get here?

2)There isnt any proof that he exists to date.

3)If God created Adam and Eve, and they were the people that started humanity, arnt we all inbred then?

4)It says in the Bible that Adam and Eve had 2 boys, but Cane went off and found a ladt and they had kids. Where did this ladt come from and if its another one of Adam and Eves kids, that fucking your sister.

5)Same thing with Noah and his family and all the animals.

6)If we are all Gods childen, why is Jesus so special and more importante?

7)If God loves us all so much no matter what we do, why would he let us burn in hell for all eternity?



8)Why are Christians so gay?

9)Why to Christians waste their life away at church?

10)Why is God such a stupid fucked up loser that he would do these things to people?

nice questions...wrong place

ask urself...let logic take over

1 - He just was

2 - That hasn't stopped millions of people.

3 - Inbreeding only increases the chance of shared genetic defficiencies being passed down to the offspring. Theoretically God would have created A+E genetically perfect (in His image etc.) and the various mutations and recessive genetic diseases came later. (so there's no harm in being inbred)

4 - Well it was either his sister or his brother.

5 - The flood's probably an analogy for something I'm far too lazy to look up, what with not being a Christian and all.

6 - He was sent here by the Lord to die + forgive us for our Sins, etc.

7 - No one has to burn in hell for eternity, if we just believe that JESUS is the LORD, etc. etc.

8 - The number of homosexual christians is directly proportional to the number of stupid questions asked on this board. Thanks a lot.

9 - Church gives 'em a sense of community, a place to share a mutual interest (belief in/worship of the LORD, etc.)

10 - If you were omnipotent, and you were sitting around in heaven, alone, and there was darkness, would you not say, "Let there be light"?

[sparkmeister]

God - what a load of old bullshit

Adam and eve - what a load of old bullshit

The fucking old testament is a fucking load of shite doesnt really exist some twat made it in france

New testament has some truths but jesus existed and said he was the son of god and then robbed people - the part they left out

[sp0rkius]

quote:1. God was always there idiot.

2. there isn?t proof he exists to date, well no shit, but there is no prove that he doesn?t exist now is there dipshit?

1. Can you imagine always? No. So shut the fuck up. I'm not pretending to know what happened before the big bang, but I'm also not saying that all that matter was always there and just spontaneously exploded. You, on the other hand, along with many of the religious people who don't take the time to think about things (I'm not saying none of them do, I'm sure many of them can justify their faith and I'd love to meet one one day) seem happy with the concept of 'eternity' being 'for all time' rather than 'for an immesuribly long amount of time'.

2. There is no proof that The Ugly Fish is not your God. Bow to him.

[paintballpunk]

quote:Originally posted by Hammer&Sickle:

1)How did God come to be? How did he get here?

2)There isnt any proof that he exists to date.

3)If God created Adam and Eve, and they were the people that started humanity, arnt we all inbred then?

4)It says in the Bible that Adam and Eve had 2 boys, but Cane went off and found a ladt and they had kids. Where did this ladt come from and if its another one of Adam and Eves kids, that fucking your sister.

5)Same thing with Noah and his family and all the animals.

6)If we are all Gods childen, why is Jesus so special and more importante?

7)If God loves us all so much no matter what we do, why would he let us burn in hell for all eternity?

8)Why are Christians so gay?

9)Why to Christians waste their life away at church?

10)Why is God such a stupid fucked up loser that he would do these things to people?

1. God was always there idiot.

2. there isn’t proof he exists to date, well no shit, but there is no prove that he doesn’t exist now is there dipshit?

3. Sure, than we all are.

4. whats your bloody point? He found a woman, God probably made her separately

5. point being……?

6. You must be the Dumbest person I here, Jesus is GOD not a child dipshit! OMG you noob! FATHER SON AND HOLY SPIRIT the TRINITY THEY ARE ONE! DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH, THAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU LEARN! AND IF BEING GOD WASN’T ENOUGH, HE NEVER SINNED!

7. because it is deserved, he gave fair warning, and it pains him to see us burn in hell, but God is infallible, so he cannot exempt the decree.

8. You don’t know every Christian in the world dipshit, so Shut the fuck up

9. its not a waist, its one hour a week, where they take time to think and reflect over their lives, another idiotic question, btw have you ever been to church?!

10. He doesn’t do things to people, people have free will, another thing you learn when you’re in preschool, so what we do we do to ourselves, its laws, just like when you cut yourself, you don’t say “God is doing this to me” physics is. Now shut the fuck up and sit down bitch.

You are an idiot, I can’t believe you asked this question

Hey homo&sickle, god licks dick, I saw him fuck jesus hard last night. Also if only 1 man and 1 women existed to produce a propulation, the population would reach around 16 and then die out due to retardedness. You christians are so fucking gay, when you hear the facts you relize he cant exist but you waste your life away backing that merciful faggot up.

Also, so god was always there, forever and ever, then 1 day he desided to make the universe? I smell bullshit. And if he was there forever, whats to stop a giant star from being the center of the universe forever until one day I blew up and created everything. God damn christians, you runin everything, you try to change peoples beliefes, stupid fuckers, you destroy stuff you see as "ungodly" (the piramid of giaza next to the queens tombs had a whole side of it missing from some damn christian blowing it up cuz it was "ungodly") Die you motherfuckers. Go be with your bitch and leave earth. No one likes you! Leave nonbelievers alone!

If you think about it, the theory of the big bang and evolution makes total sence if you sit down and look at the evidence and theorys and facts. The idea of god is stupid. I read the bible, its fucking bullshit. I used to go to a christian school and I couldnt stop myself from laughing during the stupid bible storys they made us watch every morning, and during church on wednesdays, I changed the words to the stupid religous song like "This fucking light of mine! Im not gonna let it shine! Put it under a bucket, YES! Im not gonna let it shine" and search the bible looking for "bad" verses. I found one that was "thou shalt eat thy dung and drink thy piss" now what kid of a god puts that in the bible.

Fuck christians!

[paintballpunk]

Also its kinda stupid how you call me a "noob" because your mad that im right. Grow a dick you queer.

[HiroProtagonist]

God exists because I say He does...

[I_Like_Traffic_Lights]

1)Consider God not as the bearded lightning bolt thrower but as the harmony that threads all things into being. If you're a science/physics man as the paterns of orbits and gravity sparked by the central point of existance(big bang) "God has a plan" is a cliche of proportions as you create and experience the life you live. A raindrop in the ocean, a color within the painting, a thought to your mind, a soul is to God.

2)I could say the same about you. All the scriptures (not just the bible) are a lot more convincing then the text dedicated to your existance. If you need proof just think how unlikely it is that, standing on the shoulder of the fallen before you, you are alive you have access to an internet containing a wealth of ideas and you have the ability to choose not to believe. Can't you see the cycles, can you not feel the current of changes within life/death love/fear?

3)Have you ever heard of a metaphor? The great truths of life can sometimes only be brought into being through symbalism and metaphors. In my opinion the story of Adam and Eve represents what we must know about ourselves to forget and be free. The snake (adam's penis) tempted eve to taste of the forbidden fruit (sex) after this they gained "knowledge" and became ashamed. The knowledge is judgement. They enjoyed it too much and eve began to think she was too fat and became insecure. Adam felt it was such a good feeling he must have been taking it from eve and did not deserve to steal such a flower from her. Society has created many fabrications of reality over the eons in which opposite sexes try to impress eachother or change into what the other wants instead of being who they are and what they want. which is who they both are and what they both want anyway.

4)again symbolism, if your going to nitpick at a stories progression to the lesson you'll never understand.

5)you just don't want to know God, do you?

6)I don't believe Jesus ever claimed to be so high above us, I actually think he said we were all God's children (including him). Jesus understood the workings of the universe far greater then anyone I've ever met or will meet. The belief of love thy neighbor is a sound one in that if we all HONESTLY treated others as we would be treated and not just said it as a cliche we'd be better off. If you look at everything from every perspective that you can you'll find yourself more at ease more peacefull then normal. This good will would in turn inspire the kindness of others so that we would help eachother as we sincerely need to.

7)I don't believe in hell as it seems you do, with the hellfire and brimstone. It just wouldn't make sense. Remember, we are all part of the "all". Ever-changing, constantly moving, orbiting within the cycles that keep everything within the balance.

8)Real christians, not people who go to church every week to feel good about themselves or feel better then the ahtiest hethans or out of fear of punishment, are not gay. They help people, especially those in need. The poor, the weak, the scared. They don't try to force their beliefs on others, they don't make a big to-do about the dogma installed into their faith, they make every attempt to love unconditional, and make the world a better place. If you only knew my mom.

9)because they don't feel they are wasting their lives. Why do you waste your life away complaining about a group of people with well-meaning values on an internet message board. They feel their saving peoples souls, I suppose you feel you're saving peoples minds. The truth is most people are wasting their lives. In their jobs, pipe dreams, drugs, everything. Perhaps life is pointless anyway, but why not try to make a difference?

10)What is it exactly that God is doing to people? People are starving because PEOPLE are greedy and feel the need to live comfortably instead of helping those in need survive. There is hate in the world because PEOPLE can't accept the fact that people think differently then they do.

You are the creator, star, and audience to the greatest show in existance...your life Do with it what you will, but remember people may doubt what you say but never what you do.