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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Ms. Death to your ignore list  
Old 2004-02-10, 21:09
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Leviticus 15:

19-30

And if a woman have an issue and her issue in her flesh be blood, she

shall be put apart for seven days; and whosoever toucheth her shall be

unclean until the evening. And everything that she lieth upon shall be

unclean; everything that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. And whosoever

toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and

be unclean until the even. And if it be on her bed, or on anything

whereof she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the

even. And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he

shall be unclean for seven days: and all the bed whereon he lieth shall

be unclean. And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of

the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her

separation, all the days of her issue, of her uncleanness shall be as

the days of her separation: she shall be unclean. Every bed whereon she

lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her

separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the

uncleaness of her separation. And whosoever toucheth those things shall

be unclean, and shall wash himself in water, and be unclean until the

even. But if she be cleansed of her issue, the she shall number herself

seven days, and after that she shall be clean. And on the eigth day, she

shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pidgeons, and bring them

unto a priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. ANd the

priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt

offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD,

for the issue of her uncleanness.

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Old 2004-02-10, 21:25
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More Biblical rhetoric..... so?
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Old 2004-02-10, 21:30
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It seems that mensturation is a sin in the eyes of Christianity, and all women are destined to go to hell.
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Old 2004-02-10, 22:48
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I'm not sure where it says it's a sin, it says "unclean". "Unclean" is a pretty nice way of putting it i think.
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Old 2004-02-10, 23:21
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^^ And is everything else nicely put? Or shall we interperate this one so it fits what modern Christianity claims to be as well?
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Old 2004-02-11, 01:48
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And on the eigth day, she

shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pidgeons, and bring them

unto a priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And the

priest shall offer the one for a sin
offering, and the other for a burnt

offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD,

for the issue of her uncleanness.
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Old 2004-02-11, 02:41
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More evidence that Christianity is a cult.....
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Old 2004-02-11, 03:33
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Ummmm.... is it just me or was that a rule for the Isrealites??? Because now we don't do much of that burnt offering stuff anymore, and there's plenty of that in there, too. We can't eat pork, or a lot of other animals, lotsa unclean shit. Its all a bunch of worthless shit now, unless you feel like following it all to the letter. What good does following a little bit do if you're not going to follow it all???
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Old 2004-02-11, 03:51
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Women can't speak while in a church it seems..



"As in all the churches of the saints, the women should keep silence in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be subordinate, as even the law says. If there is anything they desire to know, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church. What! Did the word of God originate with you, or are you the only ones it has reached? If any one thinks that he is a prophet, or spiritual, he should acknowledge that what I am writing to you is a command of the Lord. If any one does not recognize this, he is not recognized" (1 Corinthians 14:33-38).



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Old 2004-02-11, 04:29
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All a psychological device to make men seem more important, yet one should not ignore it's effectiveness.
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