Second City did a version of The Lord's Prayer that y'all fag-hating, pro-choice-bashing, holier-than-thou, going-to-church-will-make-me-live-ten-years-longer motherfuckers would probably love!
"Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name
thy kingdom come
thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us our trespasses
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from evil.
...AND ONE MORE THING...
Help us eliminate homosexuality from the human race, in a way that won't make us look mean.
Grant the women of our faith the serenity to accept the fact that they will never be priests. Never, never in a million years.
Could you make every woman who is pro-choice barren...kind of a nip-it-in-the-bud thing?
Get our priests to stop fondling children, or atleast get the children to quit talking about it.
Could you move Hanukah to another month, so the Cross and Christmas trees don't have to share space with the Star of David and that candle-thingy?
Amen."
I hope when you all die, your God is a bigger fag than Richard Simmons and shoves his cock so hard up your asses that no matter what most righteous pure thoughts you think of to take your mind of the blasphemy taking place, the tears will still roll down from your eyes and then you'll be forced to spend eternity having pre-marital sex with the skankiest of whores.
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