What is God thinking when I'm driving drunk?

[Snoopy]

I have no connection with Jesus. I tried calling a few Gods a while back, but none of them have any cell phones. Pppfftt, fucking stone aged pricks. Anyway, I was wondering if any of you idiots who are connected with Jesus or any other fucktard to ask them what they think or feel when I'm drunk off my ass behind the wheel. Do they yell shit like "burngirl!!" or are they just being total fags?!

Yours truly,

Snoopy.

[farq]

Jesus turned water into wine he was probably driving donkey carts pissed all the time on an alchohol reading of .754 he was on the rum when he went into the temple when he fucked up the moneychangers thats why he was so angry

[madmurphy]

"Way to go"

[hyroglyphx]

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

I have no connection with Jesus. I tried calling a few Gods a while back, but none of them have any cell phones. Pppfftt, fucking stone aged pricks. Anyway, I was wondering if any of you idiots who are connected with Jesus or any other fucktard to ask them what they think or feel when I'm drunk off my ass behind the wheel. Do they yell shit like "burngirl!!" or are they just being total fags?!

Yours truly,

Snoopy.

No, they're just wondering why someone who drives 'drunk off their ass' calls other people idiots.

[KamikazePimp]

He's prolly thinking of bitchsmacking ya!

[Ophidian Sumerian Dildo]

He dosnt give a shit.

He dosnt give a shit if you were to kill someone either.

[NeoIceshroom]

Iƒ there were a God (capital G), a single omnipotent omnisentient ƒucktard he'd probably be thinking :

"Hurry up and crash motherƒucker! I gotta get back to watching my priests rape small children!"

[Star Wars Fan]

1. You're high

2. They'd probably be afraid of the wanton danger you're putting yourelf and others in.

[HARDMAN]

He'd say "fuck you Snoopy."

[ohhi]

He doesn't care. He never did...