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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-02-21, 14:18
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Let's say that tommorow scientists happen to discover life on another planet. Obviously, people would be begging for explanations from religious leaders and who knows what the hell could happen. What do you think? Say for example that we found space bugs, less evolved completely unintelligent life. That would probably be easy to explain. Then say we actually DID find intelligent life, a group of people with ethics, intelligence, and morals comparable or even superior to ours. Would the church say they're going to heaven with us? Or must they all accept jesus for. Obviously, my question here is soooo immensely vague and theres sooo many different things that could happen, but it's nice to imagine. Maybe it would be a repeat of 500 years ago, where we set out to convert or exterminate heathens, then again the government isn't run by Jesus anymore. Who knows. Anyways this is something you HAVE to think about, Science makes it impossible to deny the possibility, however minute it may be, that there is, was, or will be life out there, and we also have to think about how our religion would be affected if we were to discover something of the sorts.
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Old 2006-02-21, 19:47
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Old 2006-02-22, 15:29
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There is also the possibility, that the Aliens would try to convert us to their way of thinking.
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Old 2006-02-22, 17:18
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There is also the possibility, that the Aliens would try to convert us to their way of thinking.
And that's why religion fucking sucks so much. Keep it to yourself, and don't enforce it upon others. But these days it's hard to open up a newspaper, turn on the TV or radio or look anywhere on the street without seeing people who are talking crap about religion.
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Old 2006-02-22, 18:46
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God war!

Man vs. Alien.

Sweet.
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Old 2006-02-22, 20:37
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Aliens exist!!! They're going to take over the world, and we're all gonna die. AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
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Old 2006-02-22, 21:59
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dude any smart aliens would have seen us coming and blew us the fuck up as soon as they picked up bible tv transmissions.
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Old 2006-02-22, 22:13
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They weren't made-in-God's-image enough to get a visit from God's only begotten Son. They'll burn in hell for eternity. Filthy sinners.
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Old 2006-02-23, 01:49
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They weren't made-in-God's-image enough to get a visit from God's only begotten Son. They'll burn in hell for eternity. Filthy sinners.
LAWL
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Old 2006-02-23, 03:22
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Aslong as those aleins berlive in the christian god, ill bne jhappy. If they dont, they better ewwar cerw socksl



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